Definition funny of Corncob:

urbanThe act of 1) spreading melted butter and salt on a girls titties 2) proceeding to titty fuck her, thereby covering your penis with said butter and salt and.. 3) getting fellated, which will taste like fresh corn on the cob

urbanAntoinette: Hey Stan, did you bring the butter and salt? Stan: Yeah, get ready for some mean corncobbing

urbanA largely unpleasant person, usually male. A substitute for the word "faggot" that you can use to avoid sounding homophobic

urbanEx 1: Person 1: Dude, Rocco is such a faggot! Person 2: Hey, don't say faggot. That's rude. But I'll agree, Rocco is a total corn cob! Person 1: Um yeah... Ex 2: Girl: Look, Mike just posted a picture of himself without a shirt on Facebook. What a corn cob. Boy: Word. He's the biggest corn cob I know.

urbana poor person's dildo

urbanI found me a nice corncob out in the dumpster behind the Blue Star

urbancorn cobb (v.) to finger a girl's sausage coozie as well as her throat at the same time, sticking something into both ends as one would with corn holders into a cob of corn


Songs about Corncob:

songsCorncob Etiquette by Ernie Shill from the Album How I Got This Black Eye

songsCorncob' Tentisk Rural Remix by Koppen from the Album Strømmen Gamelan City


Books about Corncob:

booksThe Curse of the Incredible Priceless Corncob (Hank the Cowdog (Quality)) by John R. Erickson and Gerald L Holmes (Oct 15, 2011)

booksFrom Kernel to Corncob (Scholastic News Nonfiction Readers: How Things Grow) by Ellen Weiss (Sep 1, 2007)

booksCorncobs, Battleships and Paintbrushes by Jean Mertz Groberg (Jan 22, 2013)

booksThe Curse of the Incredible Priceless Corncob (Hank the Cowdog #7) by John R. Erickson and Gerald L. Holmes (Aug 1, 1998)

booksOuthouse Humor: A Collection of Jokes, Stories, Songs, and Poems About Outhouses and Thundermugs, Corncobs and... by Billy Ed Wheeler (Jan 1, 1955)

booksThe Adventures of Jonathan Corncob, Loyal American Refugee by Jonathan Corncob (Nov 1976)

booksWarduff and the Corncob Caper (Andersen Press Picture Books) by Mat Head (Sep 1, 2011)


Facebook pages same name Corncob:

Corncob - Entertainer A. W.