Definition funny of Cooty:

urbanDiseases that the opposite sex has that gives you a reason to not be around them. When you get older, cooties becomes known as "STDs."

urbanAge 8: "Ewww... She has cooties, I can't talk to her!" Age 15: "Ewww... She has herpes, I can't sleep with her!"

urbanUS slang that references childhood: Cooties are an imaginary affliction from childhood. When children reach the age where they notice the sexes are different the children claim a member of the opposite opposite sex will give you "cooties" if they touch you. Its a way of little girls telling other little girls not to play with boys and vice versa

urbanYou played with little Jimmy? Ooow, your going to get cooties.

urbanHighly Contagious, Viral batecteria that breed inside young females and are released into the air via sweat glands when in the proximity of other young boys. Various forms of protection include, Sprays, Suits, and name calling.

urban"Oh no here comes Suzy, Quick guys into our anti cootie suits"

urbanImaginary infestations of the truly un-cool.


Songs about Cooty:

songsBracken's / Mrs. Cooty's (The Horse That Made A Haymes Of His Winders) / The Kinnegad Slashers by Paddy O'Brien & Daithi Sproule James Kelly from the Album Traditional Music Of Ireland

songsCooty Kat (Original Mix) by Abe Duque from the Album So Underground It Hurts

songsCooty Roll by Lil OPP from the Album Nc Riders, Vol. 1 Club Mix


Books about Cooty:

booksCooty-Doo and Crick-Ette by Stephen Cosgrove and Charles Reasoner (1988)

booksCooty-Doo ; Crick-Ette (Bugg books) by Stephen Cosgrove (1988)

booksCooty-Doo * Crick-Ette * Read Aloud Topsy-Turvy Library by Stephen; Reasoner, Charles Cosgrove (1988)

booksCoochy Cooty Men's Comics; No. 1 by Robert Williams (1992)


booksCoochy Cooty Men's Comics #1 by Robert Williams (1992)

bookscooty-do/ Crick-ette (Topsy-turvy book) by Stephen Cosgrove and Charles Reasoner (1983)


Wiki information Cooty:

Cooty Kat
Musical Recording, Canonical Version

Coochy Cooty
Person or entity appearing in film, Person

Coochy Cooty appeared in the 2013 film Robert Williams Mr. Bitchin'.


Facebook pages same name Cooty:

Eeel Cooty & El Uriieeel - Athlete