Definition funny of Convert:

urban1.) When a person who is devouted on their religion, tries to press their beliefs on others hoping they will join the religion 2.) Hypocrits i.e. Republicans who walk around telling people their going to hell unless they become part of their religion (when they themselves are sinners)

urbanChristian Man: knocks on door Jewish Man: opens the door and says "hello?" Christian Man: "Hi! i'm from the christian chruch down the street." Jewish Man: "And?" Christian Man: "I came here to tell you that your worshipping the wrong religion, Jesus was our messiah and we messengers of God think that you should convert or else when you die you'll go to hell where your worse nightmares will true and suffer extreme pain for all eternity...... won't you please join the gospel"? Jewish Man: Slams door and locks it

urbanThe process of turning a girl you've just met, or don't know well into a hook-up in the course of a night.

urbanNick: I met this sexy-ass bittie the other night at Starbucks and we walked around for a little while. Joey: Did you convert on her? Nick: Yeah I got dome in the back of my car! Al: I converted on this girl I met at Melanie's party.


Songs about Convert:

songsThe Convert by The Nicole Ensing Band from the Album Riddles and Creeds

songsApplying Anger - Convert Anger to Motivation Using Nlp and Hypnosis by M.A., C.Ht., M.NLP - Personal Development Coach Michael J. Emery from the Album Applying Anger - Convert Anger to Motivation Using Nlp and Hypnosis

songsHow to Convert Your Download to a Ringtone by Mobile Phone Ringtones from the Album Sexy Secretary Ringtones

songs#471: The Convert by This American Life from the Album #471: The Convert

songsA Convert Jig by Mare Winningham from the Album Refuge Rock Sublime

songsYoung Convert by The Old Sturbridge Singers from the Album New England Harmony: A Collection of Early American Choral Music

songsConvert by Bonzie from the Album Rift into the Secret of Things


Books about Convert:

booksConvert It! by Michael P. Brown and Shari Prange (Nov 1993)

booksThe Convert by Fred Anderson (Nov 22, 2013)

booksConvert!: Designing Web Sites to Increase Traffic and Conversion by Ben Hunt (Feb 1, 2011)

booksThe Smile of a Ragpicker: The Life of Satoko Kitahara Convert and Servant of the Slums of Tokyo by Fr Paul Glynn (Oct 27, 2014)

booksConvert Every Click: Make More Money Online with Holistic Conversion Rate Optimization by Benji Rabhan (Sep 23, 2013)

booksEmbracing the Covenant: Converts to Judaism Talk About Why & How by Rabbi Allan L. Berkowitz and Patti Moskovitz (Jun 1, 1996)

booksConverts and Kingdoms: How the Church Converted the Pagan West and How We Can Do It Again by Diane Moczar (Jun 20, 2012)


Movies about Convert:

moviesSaint Barbara: Convert and Martyr of the Early Church 2012 G - Runtime: 1 hr 40 mins Starring: Vanessa Hessler, Thomas Trabacchi, et al. Directed by: Carmine Elia

moviesChirs Krimitsos: Creating Emails That Help You Convert: TBBO 2012 NR - Runtime: 20 mins Starring: TBBO Directed by: Chris Krimitsos

moviesConvert Your Bike to Electric/ Forget High Gas Prices 2007 -

moviesSuperbook ~ Special Easter Volume {The Best News Yet, The Mighty Convert} G - Runtime: 40 mins

moviesChirs Krimitsos: Creating Emails That Help You Convert: TBBO 2012 - Runtime: 52 mins Starring: TBBO Directed by: Chris Krimitsos

moviesSounds of Medjugorje Vol. 1 It's Cool to Convert -

moviesConverting Advantages - How to Convert Advantages in Chess - FM Alisa Melekhina - Empire Chess Vol. 66 - Runtime: 4 hrs


Wiki information Convert:

Art Period/Movement, Literature Subject, Religion, Quotation Subject, Periodical Subject

Catholicism is used as a broad term for describing specific traditions in the Christian churches in theology, doctrine, liturgy, ethics, and spirituality. In this sense, it is to be distinguished from the sense in which it denotes Christians and...


A converso and its feminine form conversa was a Jew or Muslim who converted to Catholicism in Spain or Portugal, particularly during the 14th and 15th centuries, or one of their descendents. Mass conversions once took place under significant...