Definition funny of Conga:

urbanRecently known online to be a line of people signed up to get referrals for free stuff.

urbanwww.congaline.tk is an example of a site where you can find a Conga.

urbanSee pussy, cooter, crotch, cunt, pink taco, camel toe.

urbanIs my conga showing?

urban....A yell meant to congratulate someone...on a broken toe nail or for giving birth or wolfing down a burrito in 10 seconds or riding a bull for 8 seconds or passing wind in under a second noiselessly..

urbanConga mate!!! I didn't hear it but I sure smell it.

urbanA term used in reference to a joke revolving around two travelers that enter a forbidden realm in Africa. The price for entering the forbidden realm is CONGA, an alternative to death by the african natives. The first traveler, not knowing what CONGA is, finds himself choosing CONGA instead of death. A group of men then promptly put him on a table and rape his body in every orifice (see "HOLE"). Hard. The second traveler, seeing this atrocity, decides he would rather die than be submitted to CONGA. "VERY WELL," Says the African Warlord. "YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH... By CONGA!!!" And so is the joke. CONGA is a word often repeated by those entranced by it's powerful meaning.


Songs about Conga:

songsConga by Gloria Estefan & Miami Sound Machine from the Album Greatest Hits

songsConga (Single Version) by Gloria Estefan;Miami Sound Machine from the Album Primitive Love

songsI Want You (A Cappella With Bass And Congas) by Marvin Gaye from the Album I Want You (Deluxe Edition)

songsConga by Line Dance Party from the Album Line Dance Party

songsI Came, I Saw, I Conga'd by Geraldo And The Savoy Hotel Orchestra from the Album Hits Of World War II (Volume 3)

songsConga (Single Version) by Miami Sound Machine from the Album The Essential Gloria Estefan

songsPia's 6Min Conga Shake WarmUp 130Bpm by DJ Baddmixx from the Album Global Warming Vol. 57


Books about Conga:

booksConga Drumming: A Beginner's Guide to Playing With Time W/ CD by Alan Dworsky and Betsy Sansby (Jul 25, 1996)

booksConga Town by Warner Bros. Publications (Sep 29, 1995)

booksHave Fun Playing Hand Drums: A Book and Cd for Playing the Djembe, Conga, and Bongo Drums (The Ultimate Beginner... by Ben James and Wim Van Loon (Apr 1999)

booksPoncho Sanchez' Conga Cookbook: Develop Your Conga Playing by Learning Afro-Cuban Rhythms from the Master by Poncho Sanchez and Chuck Silverman (Feb 1, 2002)

booksMel Bay The Tomás Cruz Conga Method, Vol. I: Conga Technique As Taught In Cuba (Book & DVD) by Tomas Cruz, Kevin Moore, Mike Gerald and Orlando Fiol (Mar 2004)

booksProgressive Steps to Bongo and Conga Drum Technique by Reed and Ted (Dec 1, 1996)

booksPlay Congas Now: The Basics & Beyond by Richie Gajate-Garcia (Dec 2000)


Movies about Conga:

moviesThe Three Stooges Collection, Vol. 4: 1943-1945 2008 NR - Runtime: 6 hrs Starring: Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Curly Howard, et al. Directed by: Del Lord, Edward Bernds, Harry Edwards, et al.

moviesCongas Decoded 2011 NR - Runtime: 1 hr 54 mins Directed by: Createspace

moviesIntroduction To The Conga Drum 2008 - Runtime: 1 hr 55 mins Starring: Mike Spiro Directed by: Chuck Sher

moviesKalani's Ultimate Hand Percussion: Ultimate Conga Jam 2006 Unrated - Runtime: 35 mins Starring: Kalani

moviesWILLIE BOBO: King Conga 2008 NR - Runtime: 1 hr Starring: Willie Bobo, Gary Bias, Thurman Green, et al. Directed by: Dennis F. Stephens

moviesIntroduction to Hand Percussion, Vol. 1: Congas 2004 NR -

moviesCosmos Fashion Show at the Conga Room 2011 NR - Runtime: 1 hr 2 mins Directed by: Createspace


Facebook pages same name Conga:

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