urban

Definition funny of Condo:

urbanAn glorified apartment that is purchased, not rented.

urbanMay I see the deed to your condo, Mr. Rich?

urbanKingdom of men in Middle-Earth that curiously has an elf as heir to its throne. Home of Boromir and the Horn of Condo.

urbanLegolas: I'm heir to the throne of Condo. Boromir: Condo have no king. Condo need no king.

urbanTraditionally, an apartment-style home that you own. However, condos can resemble apartments, lofts, townhomes, or single-family homes. California has a lot of gated single-family detached homes that are marketed as condos because landscaping, common areas, the community pool and spa, and tennis courts are taken care of as part of an astronomically high association fee. They can be converted and upgraded from their apartment days or built with their intended purpose from the start. They make good vacation properties and can provide rental income when not in use. Condos are the international language of homeownership because you can get one anywhere in the world. Condos can be on golf courses, beaches, greenbelts, etc. A penthouse is the king of condos.

urban"I don't have time to take care of a yard because I'm a medical doctor who works 80 hours a week, that's why I own a $2 million dollar condo in Hollywood whose association dues cover a club room, rooftop deck, movie theater, sauna, tennis courts, workout room, weight room, and pool and spa. I could own a 6000 sq. ft. home in the suburbs for the same money, but I want an urban lifestyle with all the amenities and shopping and I don't want a half-hour commute.

urbanThose things that Californians buy in Idaho that used to be public land alongside a nice lake where lots of people hung out year round, but now they are only used by a bunch of stupid douchebags two or three weeks a year and have fences to block out the locals.

songs

Songs about Condo:

songsCondos (Live at the Bell House) by Welcome to Night Vale from the Album Condos (Live at the Bell House)

songsBuy Me A Condo by "Weird Al" Yankovic from the Album In 3-D

songsThe Condos (Live At Baudelaire's 1982) by Iron Curtain from the Album Desertion 1982-1988

songsThis Lamb Sells Condos by Final Fantasy from the Album He Poos Clouds

songsModest Condo (in Miami) [Explicit] by Sunny Ledfurd from the Album The Vacation Continues... [Explicit]

songsCondo in Neverland by The Jellyrox from the Album Embellish EP

songsBuy Me A Condo by "Weird Al" Yankovic from the Album Permanent Record: Al In The Box

books

Books about Condo:

booksThe Condo Bible for Americans: Everything You Must Know Before and After Buying a Condo by Dan S. Barnabic (Jun 1, 2013)

booksCondo Living 2: The Authoritative Guide to Buying, Selling, and Operating a Condominium by Robert M. Meisner (Mar 1, 2013)

booksCondos Townhomes and Home Owner Associations: How to make your investment safer by Patrick Hohman and Staff illustrations (May 26, 2010)

booksCondo Buying and Ownership Made Simple: Tips to Save Time and Money by Kay Senay (Jan 2, 2008)

booksCondos, Co-ops, and Townhomes: A Complete Guide to Finding, Buying, Maintaining, and Enjoying Your New Home by Mark Weiss (Nov 1, 2003)

booksEscaping Condo Jail by Don DeBat and Sara E. Benson (Oct 8, 2014)

booksCat Tree Plans: Build Cat Condo Furniture, Window Perch, Cat Scratching Post & More by Brian Johnson (Oct 1, 2012)

movies

Movies about Condo:

moviesVerdi - Falstaff / Gramm, Luxon, Griffel, Gale, Cosotti, Penkova, Condo, Pritchard, Glyndebourne Opera 2005 NR - Runtime: 1 hr 58 mins Starring: Benjamin Luxon, Donald Gramm, et al.

moviesRossini - La Gazza Ladra / Bartoletti, Cotrubas, Condo, Cologne Opera 2002 NR - Runtime: 2 hrs 53 mins Starring: Ileana Cotrubas, David Kuebler, et al. Directed by: José Montes-Baquer

moviesLouis Armstrong & Friends 1962: Bobby Hackett/Eddie Condo 2008 Unrated -

moviesCONDO -

movies"ROGER'S CONDO" 7 DVD EPISODE COMBO PACK -

movies"ROGER'S CONDO" DVD EPISODE # 4 -

movies"ROGER'S CONDO" DVD EPISODE # 3 -

wiki

Wiki information Condo:

Condominium
Building complex, Building function

A condominium, or condo, is the form of housing tenure and other real property where a specified part of a piece of real estate is individually owned. Use of land access to common facilities in the piece such as hallways, heating system, elevators,...

Condom
Invention, Condition prevention factors

A condom is a barrier device commonly used during sexual intercourse to reduce the probability of pregnancy and spreading sexually transmitted infections such as HIV/AIDS. It is put on an erect penis and physically blocks ejaculated semen from...

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