Numerology information Carpenter:

numerologyName Number: 1 Meaning: Individual, Masculine, Logic, Self, Active, Leadership, Initiative, Assertive


Definition funny of Carpenter:

urbanA man who has wood and does things with it. Carpenters use their tools for such purposes as screwing, drilling, and reaming. Rubbing and sawing away at old logs are also common activities. Nailing, while definitely an important part of carpentry, is not nearly as good as screwing. Carpenters also often get glue all over their wood. While carpentry is an important and serious subject - after all, without it, we wouldn't have such things as chairs, desks, tables and doors - the terminology of carpentry is fraught with opportunities to make crass sexual innuendos. Carpenters themselves, of which I am one, exploit these opportunities whenever possible. Jesus was a famous carpenter, but all the jokes were removed by po-faced editors when he wrote The Bible.

urbanDrilling, screwing, nailing, reaming, rubbing - all things done by a carpenter.

urbanSomeone who has a hammer, aka a big dick.

urbanGirl 1: Dan is such a carpenter Girl 2: Why is that? Girl 1: He has a hammer! Girl 2: A hammer? Girl 1: Yeah, a big dick!!

urbanA person who is a problem solver for a high class crime family, usually fixing said problems with the problem disappearing without a trace.

urbanThe carpenter mad Johnny the rat disappear.

urbanA chick who is an expert at nailing wood. In other words, a prostitute.


Songs about Carpenter:

songsIf I Were a Carpenter by June Carter Cash;Johnny Cash from the Album The Essential Johnny Cash

songsHalloween Theme ( John Carpenter / MCA Music ) by Halloween Scream Themes / Horror Movie Music With Blood Curdling Sound FX from the Album Halloween Scream Themes / Horror Movie Music With Blood Curdling Sound FX

songsIf I Were A Carpenter by Robert Plant from the Album Fate Of Nations

songsThe Once And Future Carpenter by The Avett Brothers from the Album The Carpenter [+digital booklet]

songsGrandpa Was A Carpenter by Nitty Gritty Dirt Band from the Album Will The Circle Be Unbroken Volume Two

songsMain Theme from "Halloween" By John Carpenter by Dominik Hauser from the Album Main Theme from "Halloween" By John Carpenter

songsCover My Eyes (feat. Haden Carpenter) by Big Smo from the Album Kuntry Livin'


Books about Carpenter:

booksThe Carpenter: A Story About the Greatest Success Strategies of All by Jon Gordon and Ken Blanchard (May 27, 2014)

booksOn Set with John Carpenter by Kim Gottlieb-Walker (Oct 21, 2014)

booksThe Carpenter's Gift: A Christmas Tale about the Rockefeller Center Tree by David Rubel and Jim LaMarche (Sep 27, 2011)

booksCarpenters Anthology by Carpenters (Oct 1, 2001)

booksThe Carpenter and The Actor (Ellery Mountain Book 3) by RJ Scott (Dec 7, 2013)

booksThe Carpenters: The Untold Story : An Authorized Biography by Ray Coleman (Apr 1994)

booksThe Carpenter's Bench by Michele McGrath (Nov 7, 2013)


Movies about Carpenter:

moviesMugshots: Beth Carpenter 2013 NR CC - Runtime: 44 mins Starring: Beth Carpenter Directed by: Ellen Goosenberg Kent

moviesJohn Carpenter's Vampires 2006 R CC - Runtime: 1 hr 48 mins Starring: James Woods, Daniel Baldwin, Sheryl Lee, et al. Directed by: John Carpenter

moviesJohn Carpenter's Ghosts Of Mars 2007 R CC - Runtime: 1 hr 39 mins Starring: Charlotte Cornwell, Ice Cube, et al. Directed by: John Carpenter

moviesJohn Carpenter Presents Vampires: Los Muertos 2009 R CC - Runtime: 1 hr 34 mins Starring: Jon Bon Jovi, Diego Luna, et al. Directed by: Tommy Lee Wallace

moviesJohn Carpenter: Master of Fear 4 Film Collection 2009 R - Runtime: 6 hrs 45 mins Starring: Kurt Russell, Donald Pleasence, et al. Directed by: John Carpenter

moviesThe Carpenters 2011 NR - Runtime: 35 mins Directed by: Createspace

moviesJohn Carpenter's Vampires 1998 R - Runtime: 1 hr 48 mins Starring: James Woods, Daniel Baldwin, Sheryl Lee, et al. Directed by: John Carpenter


Wiki information Carpenter:

Profession, Literature Subject, Character Occupation, Film job

Carpentry is a skilled trade in which the primary work performed is the cutting, shaping and installation of building materials during the construction of buildings, ships, timber bridges, concrete formwork, etc. Carpenters traditionally worked with...

Carpenter bee
Biological Genus, Organism Classification

Carpenter bees are large bees distributed worldwide. Some 500 species of carpenter bees are in the 31 subgenera. Their common name is because nearly all species build their nests in burrows in dead wood, bamboo, or structural timbers. Members of the...