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Definition funny of Carp:
A sex move derived from the shocker/barracuda: Instead of two in the pink, one in the stink, you put two fingers in the anus (pinky and ring finger) and one in the vagina (index finger). Named after the carp because it is a bottom-dweller.
"Betty was satisfied with the barracuda but feels more 'full' after the carp" "To everyone's enjoyment free carps were being handed out"
1. A plural for carp, which is a fish often used in ceremonial and ornamental displays. It is widely believed to have been cultivated in Japan and China. 2. One who has an unsavory personality. 3. Slang for an umbrella.
"You ate my carps! You ATE MY CARPS!!" "Man, he's such a carp." "Hand me those carps, will you? It's raining outside."
Carp A troll who jumps into a conversation without understanding the original topic and going completely off topic from the original intent of a statement. The person can also be described as performing the act of carping. Where a Troll is derived from the act of trolling for fish, a carp is is derived from the Asian Carp jumping into the boat on their own.
I blogged a piece on how people's backgrounds influence their decisions but a carp showed up and went completely off topic.
An alternate name to the fast growing dice game "Craps" which involves betting money head to head against your friends. This name came about through speech impediments of certain players and was more widely adapted than the original, to give the game more of its own individuality from the actual casino game. The game of carps is simple. Each participant puts down a dollar or more to wager. The player in control rolls two dice. If on the first try the sum of the dice is 2, 3, or 12, the roller automatically loses and the challenger gains his money. If a 7 or 11 is rolled on the first roll only, the roller wins the challengers money automatically. If any other number is rolled, that number becomes the "Point". The roller must then continue rolling the dice until he or she rolls the "Point" number or a 7. If he or she rolls a point number, the roller takes the challengers money. If he or she rolls a 7, the challenger takes the rollers money and then gains control of the dice. Other people are also allowed to bet eachother on who they think will win.
Songs about Carp:
Asian Carp by Bitchin Bajas from the Album Bitchin Bajas
Street Carp by Deftones from the Album White Pony (U.S. Version)
There's A Carp In The Tub by Robbie Schaefer from the Album Songs For Kids Like Us
So Deep (feat. Jahmal of The Carps) by Mstrkrft from the Album Fist Of God [Explicit]
The Carp in the Bathtub by Hankus Netsky, and Various Artists Theodore Bikel from the Album A Taste of Passover
Carp Fishing On Valium by Graham Parker from the Album Carp Fishing On Valium - The Songs
09 Carp Kalbim Carp by Eylem from the Album Bugun Burda
Books about Carp:
The Carp in the Bathtub by Barbara Cohen and Joan Halpern (Mar 1, 1987)
Carp on the Fly: A Flyfishing Guide by Barry Reynolds, Brad Befus and John Berryman (Nov 1997)
A Carp for Kimiko by Virginia Kroll and Katherine Roundtree (Jul 1, 1996)
The Three-Minute Outdoorsman: Wild Science from Magnetic Deer to Mumbling Carp by Robert M. Zink (Apr 25, 2014)
Fried carp practice closure Africa by hongchu gan (Oct 18, 2014)
Japanese Nursery Rhymes: Carp Streamers, Falling Rain and Other Traditional Favorites (Share and Sing in Japanese... by Danielle Wright and Helen Acraman (Mar 10, 2012)
Kung Fu Carp Fishing: Tips and techniques for fly fishing for carp (catching carp, catching carp with flies, how... by Adam Dailey-McIlrath (Sep 10, 2014)
Movies about Carp:
Fishing with the Experts For Carp with Des Taylor 2011 NR CC - Runtime: 1 hr Directed by: Pegasus Entertainment
Fishing with the Experts For the Secret Carp with Chris Yates 2011 NR CC - Runtime: 54 mins Directed by: Pegasus Entertainment
Fishing for Beginners Carp Fishing 2011 NR CC - Runtime: 1 hr Directed by: Pegasus Entertainment
Hell Girl, Vol. 5 - Carp 2008 Unrated - Runtime: 1 hr 40 mins Starring: John Burgmeier, Jennifer Seman, et al. Directed by: Tyler Walker
Under the Carp Banner 2006 Unrated - Runtime: 55 mins Starring: Akiko Tomonari, Kanako Kishi, Kozo Ueda, et al. Directed by: Kazuhiro Sano
Fishing with the Experts For the Secret Carp with Chris Yates 2011 - Runtime: 1 hr Directed by: Pegasus Entertainment
Fishing for Beginners Carp Fishing 2010 - Runtime: 1 hr Directed by: Pegasus Entertainment
Wiki information Carp:
Carp are various species of oily freshwater fish of the family Cyprinidae, a very large group of fish native to Europe and Asia.
Cyprinidae is a large family of freshwater fishes, including the carps, the true minnows, and their relatives. Commonly called the carp family or the minnow family, its members are also known as cyprinids. It is the largest fish family and the...