Definition funny of Bongos:

urban(n) (Usually large) female breasts.

urbanMan, check out the bongos on that heet!

urbanGraphic representation of the reproductive act, or close approximations of said activity. Alternately known as porn pr0n XXX or Hardcore

urbanSend us your funny websites, but no Bongo or Snuff please

urbanThe act of repeatingly hitting a broken computer or other electronic device that occasionally restores functionality for unknown reasons.

urbanPerson 1: my xbox got the red ring of death! Person 2: try bongos! That always works!

urbanA pair of small drums (one slightly larger than the other) normally associated with beatniks. Bongos however, are commonly used in Latin and Afro-Cuban music. If you decide to invest in bongos, be aware that people around you think that they are good at playing them.. this can be fixed by taking your bongos back and hammering a sexy beat with different methods (e.g. slap, muted slap, rim shot, thumb, fingers, etc.)


Songs about Bongos:

songsBongo Bong by Manu Chao from the Album Clandestino

songsMondo Bongo by Joe Strummer And The Mescaleros from the Album Global Agogo

songsPlayed-A-Live (The Bongo Song) by Safri Duo from the Album Episode II

songs4b Cha Cha (Bari, Bass, Bongo & the Bell) by Mitch Frohman from the Album From Daddy With Love

songsTango El Bongo by George Van Eps from the Album Mellow Guitar

songsWaterhole (Expresso Bongo) (1998 Remastered Version) by Marillion from the Album Misplaced Childhood

songsBongo Rock by Incredible Bongo Band from the Album Bongo Rock


Books about Bongos:

booksThe Bongo Dogs: A Journey to the Boundaries of Intelligence by Jonathan Hoffman (Sep 22, 2014)

booksBongo va a la Escuela (Spanish Edition) by Lucas Hosby and Carmen Hosby (Oct 10, 2013)

booksBongo, Bongo, Bongo. - Life in the Belgian Congo during the 1920's by Vera Renaud and Bruce Kilgour (Apr 6, 2013)

booksHave Fun Playing Hand Drums: A Book and Cd for Playing the Djembe, Conga, and Bongo Drums (The Ultimate Beginner... by Ben James and Wim Van Loon (Apr 1999)

booksProgressive Steps to Bongo and Conga Drum Technique by Reed and Ted (Dec 1, 1996)

booksMel Bay's Fun With Bongos Book/CD Set by Trevor K. Salloum (Oct 22, 2002)

booksMel Bay The Bongo Book by Trevor Salloum (Jun 15, 1997)


Movies about Bongos:

moviesFun and Fancy Free 1947 G - Runtime: 1 hr 13 mins Starring: As Himself, Walt Disney, Cliff Edwards, et al. Directed by: Bill Roberts, Hamilton Luske, et al.

moviesBongo Grooves for Beginners DVD 2011 G - Runtime: 58 mins Starring: Alan Dworsky Directed by: Alan Dworsky

moviesEntranced Earth - 2009 NC-17 - Runtime: 1 hr 46 mins Starring: Jardel Filho and Paulo Martins Directed by: Glauber Rocha

moviesKing Lear - 2011 PG - Runtime: 2 hrs 19 mins Starring: Yuri Yarvet Directed by: Grigori Kozintsev

moviesBongo Killer Clown 2014 Unrated - Runtime: 1 hr 23 mins Starring: Bobby Max, Puneet Prassad, Lauren Riley Newt Wallen

moviesStrawberry & Chocolate - 2009 NC-17 - Runtime: 1 hr 44 mins Starring: Jorge Perugorria Directed by: Tomas Gutierrez Alea

moviesKalani's Ultimate Hand Percussion: Ultimate Bongo Jam 2006 Unrated - Runtime: 35 mins Starring: Kalani


Wiki information Bongos:

Bongo drum
Drum Instrument, Musical Performance Role, Musical instrument

Bongos are an Afro-Cuban percussion instrument consisting of a pair of small open bottomed drums of different sizes. In Spanish the larger drum is called the hembra and the smaller the macho. They are membranophones, or instruments that create sound...

Biological Species, Organism Classification

The bongo is a herbivorous, mostly nocturnal forest ungulate; it is among the largest of the African forest antelope species. Bongos are characterised by a striking reddish-brown coat, black and white markings, white-yellow stripes and long slightly...