Definition funny of Blanu:

urban1. Blanus is a blend of the phrase, "bleaching my dirty anus". Blanus is really for the neurotic on the go. They're a mover and shaker, a jetsetter, and can't be bothered with a blemished anus. Persistent sufferers of swamp ass will sometimes resort to a blanus to keep some of the fecal matter our of their sweaty run off. When wiping your ass just doesn't do the trick, and you find yourself looking in a mirror through your legs at your spread cheeks and your exposed asshole, giving yourself the stink eye back, you're well on your way to a blanus.

urbanWhat're you doing tonight?" "I'm going home for a blanus" "Do you mean you're gonna scrub bleach on your anus?" "I don't have time for you.

urbanthe result of too much homosexual but f*cking. It derives from "beeding anus".

urbanSteve: "owwww stop Mick you'll give me a blanus!!!" Mick: "That was the general idea..."

urbanAn unnaturaly open space between the Blah and anus.

urbanIf you don't shut up, I'm going to tear you a blanus! Suzie and I were going at it so long, and so hard that I tore her a blanus!

urbanAfter consuming too much liquid, your bladder somehow expands to connect to your anus - making it a blanus. Its very birdlike.


Songs about Blanu:

songsBlanus by Jigante from the Album Sage


Books about Blanu:

booksTHRILLING SCIENCE FICTION - June 1973: The Still Small Voice; Wet Paint; And Who the Pot; Visionary; Small Miracle... (1973)


Wiki information Blanu:

Biological Genus, Organism Classification

Blanus is a genus of amphisbaenians found in the Mediterranean region. Like other amphisbaenians, Blanus are specialized for a subterranean existence, with a long, slender body, reduced limbs, and rudimentary eyes. The skull is powerfully...

Danilo Blanuša
Mathematician, Person, Deceased Person

Danilo Blanuša was a Yugoslav mathematician, physicist, engineer and a professor at the University of Zagreb, SR Croatia. Blanuša was born in Osijek, Austria-Hungary, into an ethnic Serb family. He attended elementary school in Vienna and Steyer in...