To pleasure a women with one's hands. i.e. 'Birdseye Fish Fingers', a popular source of protein in the UK.

"Dude I totally birdseyed Stacy last night!" "I didn't feel like going all the way with Thomas so I just had him give me a birdseye"

A term used to describe a woman who very much like the known frozen food brand has been processed over and over again. The same woman will no doubt be pumped full of chems to preserve and maintain/nourish her figure and just to be safe, it's best to microwave her minge longer.

E.g. 1. Guy 1: "She's fine mate! I'm gonna fuck her good tonight!" Guy 2: "She's birdseye man, her minge is already like a bobsledge track" E.g. 2. "Yo bruv, don't tap that slag man, she's like birdseye init, bare brethren handled that blud!"

this is a definition when a guy has fingered a girl birds eye fish fingers

guy" would u let me go south and give you a birds eye" girl"YES"

birds eye is a form of rhyming slang used alot in the 1980's an australia, it is a term used to describe a meat pie. there are other that ars used as rhyming slang including words like "Captain Cook" which means to have a look and "rubbity-dub" which means pub