urban

Definition funny of Bakersfield:

urbanWith a population of nearly a half million, it is the third largest inland city in California. God knows why, it's a pretty horrible place, with summer (late May-late October) temperatures averaging in the high 90s and air quality that can practically disable you. Winter is short and usually doesn't get colder than 50 degrees in the daytime. Meth is as easily found as soda machines and getting drunk at parties in the middle of fields is a common Friday night activity. Housing used to be dirt-cheap, but as of recently it's increased drastically. Statistics show that every single day 10 people from LA move into Bakersfield. Ridiculously, there is only one real shopping mall (Valley Plaza) so at any given time it is too crowded to take a breath. Much of the population are Mexicans that hop the border and invade town then clog the streets protesting their "deserved rights" when they are not even citizens. Areas of town are sort of defined by the high schools: South High (southside), East High (eastside) {don't walk the streets at night because you WILL get stabbed by a mexican gang}, North High (north) {A.K.A. Oildale- which isn't a city in itself, just a name for the trailer park/white trash part of town], West High (west) {if you want to get shot, eat at a taco bell}, Ridgeview High {out in the middle of fucking nowhere}. Then there are the snobby, rich schools around the Northwest/Southwest part of the city such as Centennial High, Liberty High, and Stockdale High. Liberty is home to the hottest, most shallow kids in the whole city. If you're not good-looking, you're invisible. Friday night high school football games rule many kids' lives. If you're not a jock, then you're going to be pretty fucking bored and will resort to devoting your life to the "hXc!" music scene. (Scene kids in Bakersfield are known to be pretentious jerks.) You will spend your every waking moment in the sweaty, roach-infested basement of Jerry's Pizza watching shitty local bands lose their voices.

urbanSummer's started.. Looks like we won't be stepping foot outside for the next five months. Bring me a Bud Light and a pack of Camels! kid 1 "I just moved to Bakersfield. Do you know where I can score some ice?" kid 2 "Dude, just stand at a corner and someone will come up to you and ask you to buy." kid 1 "You're going to the mall in Bakersfield?? Don't you know there was a shooting there a month ago?" kid 2 "Yeah, there's not really any other choice. I'm bored as hell and there is no other decent fucking mall in the entire city."

urbanWhy trust air you can't see? The unbearable heat during the day adds to deliquency society as people prefer midnight outings and cow-tipping. From gang members to cowboys you will see a variety of "culture" The armpit of California is home to cheap living, suburbia mixed with random farms, and drastically changing geographics every year, as (for some reason) people keep moving there.

urban"Man it's hot as hell-wait..."

urbana really shit place where the air is as clean and pure as paris hilton

urbanbakersfield. why bother?

urbanA city in Central California, roughly 150 miles northeast of Los Angeles. It suffers from a lack of culture, backwards politics, and extremely hot temperatures. It is the definite area at which the zombie apocalypse will begin.

songs

Songs about Bakersfield:

songsStreets Of Bakersfield (Remastered LP Version) by Dwight Yoakam with Buck Owens from the Album The Very Best Of Dwight Yoakam

songsBakersfield by Social Distortion from the Album Hard Times And Nursery Rhymes

songsStreets Of Bakersfield by Dwight Yoakam from the Album Buenas Noches From A Lonely Room

songsStreets of Bakersfield by Buck Owens from the Album Streets of Bakersfield - Greatest Hits Vol. 2

songsStreets Of Bakersfield (2006 Remastered) by Dwight Yoakam with Buck Owens from the Album 21 #1 Hits: The Ultimate Collection

songsStreets of Bakersfield by Dwight Yoakam from the Album Live From Austin TX

songsBakersfield by Son Volt from the Album Honky Tonk [+digital booklet]

books

Books about Bakersfield:

booksThe Bakersfield Sound: Buck Owens, Merle Haggard, and California Country by Country Music Hall of Fame (May 31, 2012)

booksRunner Life 2014-15: California State University, Bakersfield First Year Experience by Matthew Woodman and Dr. Brett Schmoll (Jul 10, 2014)

booksWhat To Do In Bakersfield by Richard Hauser (May 7, 2012)

booksThe Birth of the Bakersfield Sound by Lawton Jiles (Jun 4, 2013)

booksThe Thomas Guide Streets of Bakersfield: Kern County Cities by Rand McNally (Feb 1, 2010)

booksBakersfield and Kern Picture Album by Chris Brewer and Don Pipkin (Dec 10, 2001)

booksBakersfield's Best Dining of 2012 by Pete Tittl (Feb 5, 2013)

movies

Movies about Bakersfield:

moviesGabriel Iglesias: Hot and Fluffy - Live From Bakersfield 2007 NR - Runtime: 1 hr Starring: Gabriel Iglesias Directed by: Manny Rodriguez

moviesSouthern California Poker Tour - Bakersfield 2003 NR - Runtime: 45 mins Directed by: Inc Poker Media Partners

moviesBakersfield, California - Encore Presentation 2014 - Runtime: 1 hr 16 mins Directed by: Greg Faluszczak

moviesSouthern California Poker Tour - Bakersfield 2007 - Runtime: 46 mins

moviesArt Mann Presents The Bakersfield Brew Fest 2009 - Runtime: 30 mins

moviesBakersfield, California 2014 - Runtime: 1 hr 39 mins Directed by: Greg Faluszczak

moviesIDPA California State Championship: 5 Dogs Range, Bakersfield, CA, October 9, 2010 2010 - Runtime: 40 mins Starring: Gretchen Martin Directed by: Chris Ward

wiki

Wiki information Bakersfield:

Bakersfield
City/Town/Village, Newspaper circulation area, Travel destination, Dated location, HUD Foreclosure Area, Sports Team Location, Place with neighborhoods, Governmental Jurisdiction, Statistical region, HUD County Place

Bakersfield is a city near the southern end of the San Joaquin Valley in Kern County, California. It is roughly equidistant between Fresno and Los Angeles, which are 110 mi to the north and south, respectively. In the 2010 census, the city’s...

California State University, Bakersfield
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California State University, Bakersfield is a public university located in Bakersfield, California, United States which was founded in 1965. CSUB opened in 1970 on a 375-acre campus, becoming the 19th school in the 23 campus California State...

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