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Definition funny of Bailiff:

urbanA hired ruffian sent to extract money with the threat of removing your goods cos you didnt pay either your council tax or your parking fines. They usually take the original fine and multiply it by 10 to get the fugure that they are gonna demand to be paid ( usually in full at 6.30 am when you are still in bed ) or else! Most bailiffs are 20 stone shaven headed thugs who should belong in Wormwood Scrubs and what they do is the real definition of the phrase " Legalised Daylight Robbery " They belong to the same catogory of people as Traffic Wardens and Traffic Cops - Totally inflexible wankers who are put on this planet to cause misery and upset to people who just want to have a little enjoyment in life. Bailiffs are truly hated but still believe that folks who have nothing and live on the breadline want to make them a cuppa when they call with their van plus their hyper inflated fees and sarky attitudes to remove all the poor buggers worthly goods and leave them sitting on the floor in an empty house - all to pay a parking fine, which was issued by their fellow mate - the Traffic Warden.

urbanJase, its the Bailiff at the door, Don't let the bastard in cos he'll clear the flat out to pay my parking fine!

urbanthick 'who ate all the pies cunt' who comes round your house, stares at you and asks if your in.

urban:is mister titwank in? :who?

urbanSomeone who bails out of plans, or stands you up.

urbanWhere's Holmes? Dunno. Guess he's a bailiff.

songs

Songs about Bailiff:

songsAct One/ Bailiff's house/ Dream! Ecstasy! by Beno Blachut from the Album Jules Massenet - Werther

songsAct One/ Bailiff's house/ Enough! Enough! Will you listen to me... by Karel Kala?, Old?ich Ková?, Sylvia Kodetová, Z Eduard Haken from the Album Jules Massenet - Werther

songsAct One/ Bailiff's house/ Jesus is born! by L. ?elezná, B. Zvona?ová, H. ??astná, V. ?imk Z. Stehlíková from the Album Jules Massenet - Werther

songsAct One/ Bailiff's house/ O, perfect picture of love and innocence by Eduard Haken, Libu?e Domanínská, Sylvia Kodetová, Josef Heriban Beno Blachut from the Album Jules Massenet - Werther

songsAct One/ Bailiff's house/ Overture by Jules Massenet from the Album Jules Massenet - Werther

songsAct One/ Bailiff's house/ She loves me! by Josef Heriban from the Album Jules Massenet - Werther

songsAct One/ Bailiff's house/ This is it, then, the Bailiff's house? by Beno Blachut from the Album Jules Massenet - Werther

books

Books about Bailiff:

booksCommon Law Handbook: For Juror's, Sheriff's, Bailiff's, and Justice's by David E. Robinson (Sep 30, 2013)

booksBailiff by Robert P. Schoch Jr. (Dec 11, 2006)

booksSansho Dayu (Sansho the Bailiff) (BFI Film Classics) by Dudley Andrew and Carole Cavanaugh (Jan 22, 2008)

booksShall We Kill The Bailiffs? by R F Whittaker (Apr 14, 2014)

booksThe lesbian bailiff: Deferred payment for sex by Alina Graf (Aug 13, 2014)

booksGrafton's chronicle : or, History of England. To which is added his table of the bailiffs, sherrifs, and mayors... by Richard Grafton (Jun 5, 2011)

booksHell's Bailiffs (The Dungeoneers Book 15) by Gavin Chappell and Vassil (Jun 12, 2012)

movies

Movies about Bailiff:

moviesNight Court: Season 2 1985 NR - Runtime: 8 hrs 26 mins Starring: Harry Anderson, Ellen Foley, et al.

moviesSansho the Bailiff 1954 NR - Runtime: 2 hrs 4 mins Starring: Kinuyo Tanaka and Yoshiaki Hanayagi Directed by: Kenji Mizoguchi

moviesThe Bailiff - Sanshô dayû - Sansho the Bailiff - Legend of Bailiff Sansho - Sansho the Bailiff - Sansho, El Gobernador... 2014 NR - Runtime: 2 hrs 4 mins Starring: Kinuyo Tanaka, Yoshiaki Hanayaki, et al. Directed by: Kenji Mizoguchi

moviesSansho Dayu /Gion bayashi Masters Of Cinema edition 2011 Unrated - Runtime: 3 hrs 30 mins Starring: Kinuyo Tanaka, Michiyo Kogure, et al. Directed by: Kenji Mizoguchi

wiki

Wiki information Bailiff:

Bailiff
Profession, Personal appearance role, Literature Subject

A bailiff is a manager, overseer or custodian; a legal officer to whom some degree of authority or jurisdiction is given. Bailiffs are of various kinds and their offices and duties vary greatly. Another official sometimes referred to as a bailiff was...

Bailiff

The Bailiff is the chief justice in each of the Channel Island bailiwicks of Jersey and Guernsey, also serving as president of the legislature and having ceremonial and executive functions. Each bailiwick has possessed its own bailiff since the...