Numerology information Attorneys:

numerologyName Number: 2 Meaning: Partnership, Sense, Other, Passive, Assistance, Acceptance, Intimacy, Peace


Definition funny of Attorneys:

urbanA person who, after at least three years of intense, post-graduate studies, must pass a very difficult proficiency exam (the bar exam) in most states in order to do someting as simple as defend a person against a DWI charge. Of course, this moron that is charged with the DWI is probably the same person who wrote the definition of attorney as "assmonkey," because this human stain has no idea (and only subscribes to juvenile/comedic groupthink) what most attorneys go through to be zealous advocates of their clients. Naturally, there are bad attorneys, just as all priests don't molest little boys. There are mechanisms in place to ensure that even attorneys accused of misconduct are given the same fair tribunal that everyone else is entitled to before being suspended or disbarred. Attorneys are some of the most powerful people in the nation: they can defend citizens to prevent them losing their property, liberty, and even their very lives. Some of the more prominent attorneys in the United States were its founding fathers. Others fought for the emancipation of slaves, voting rights for women and minorities, desegregation of public schools and facilities, and the very freedom to call them assmonkeys. Before opening your ignorant mouth in the future and engaging in a "lawyer joke," consider where the nation would be without them. For better or worse, we would not be a civilized society without them. This definition applies primarily to United States attorneys, and not so much to my learned brethren across the pond, namely barristers and solicitors.

urbanJohn: "What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?" Jeff: "I don't know." John: "One is a bottom-feeder, and the other is a catfish." Jeff: "You are an ignorant idiot worthy of my wrath, but before I unleash it, go to and educate yourself on what attorneys really are, fucktard."

urbanThe largest organized crime syndicate ever devised.

urbanattorneys hey lets pretend we care about people and help them in their greatest time of need. But we'll make it so complicated and expensive that we'll suck even more money from these stupid losers to make them feel even more stupid and completely helpless and poor that they won't even be able to buy bullets to go postal on everyone that deserves it.

urbanSomeone who encourages another person (usually, a friend) to pursue illegal, socially unacceptable, and/or dangerous activities. The encouraged activity will usually result in damage or suffering to the encouraged party, eliciting good times and hilarity for the attorney and other spectators. This use originated in the Hunter Thompson book "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" which was later adapted into a film by Terry Gilliam.

urbanAs your attorney, I advise you to blow off work and get ripped with me. As your attorney, I advise you to smoke 10 bowls in a row and then ride your bike down this steep hill.

urbanA legislator-in-training who hopes to grow up to be a real politician some day. See job security.


Songs about Attorneys:

songsMy Attorney Bernie by Connie Evingson from the Album Little Did I Dream - Songs By Dave Frishberg

songsExamination (From "Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney") by Retro Crowd from the Album Objection Collection

songsInform the Truth (From "Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney") by Retro Crowd from the Album Objection Collection

songsObjection (From "Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney") by Retro Crowd from the Album Objection Collection

songsThrill Theme: Suspense (From "Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney") by Retro Crowd from the Album Objection Collection

songsCornered (From "Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney") by Retro Crowd from the Album Objection Collection

songsMy Attorney Bernie (Vocal) by Dave Frishberg from the Album Dave Frishberg Classics


Books about Attorneys:

booksThe Attorney's Pregnant Lover by J.S. Starr (Jul 22, 2014)

booksGuidance On Creating Your Own Will & Power of Attorney: Legal Self Help Guide by Sanket Mistry and J.T. Levine (May 28, 2014)

booksAttorney at Large: Thaddeus Murfee Series by John Ellsworth (Jun 23, 2014)

booksAttorney for the Damned: Clarence Darrow in the Courtroom by Clarence Darrow, Arthur Weinberg and Justice William O. Douglas (Oct 12, 2012)

booksThe Attorney-Client Privilege and the Work-Product Doctrine, Fifth Edition (2 volume set) by Edna Selan Epstein (Jul 5, 2007)

booksThe Condominium Concept: A Practical Guide for Officers, Owners, Realtors, Attorneys, and Directors of Florida... by Peter Dunbar (Nov 1, 2014)

booksThe Attorney's Handbook on Consumer Bankruptcy and Chapter 13: 38th Edition, 2014 by Harvey J. Williamson (Jan 1, 2014)


Movies about Attorneys:

moviesState's Attorney 2013 NR CC - Runtime: 1 hr 20 mins Starring: John Barrymore, Helen Twelvetrees, et al. Directed by: George Archainbaud

moviesHarvey Birdman, Attorney at Law, Vol. 3 2007 NR - Runtime: 2 hrs 43 mins Starring: Gary Cole, Steven Colbert, et al. Directed by: Richard Ferguson-Hull

moviesHarvey Birdman, Attorney at Law: V1-3 2008 Unrated - Runtime: 7 hrs 44 mins Starring: Various Directed by: Various

moviesHarvey Birdman, Attorney at Law, Vol. 2 2006 Unrated - Runtime: 2 hrs 31 mins Starring: Various Directed by: Various

moviesHarvey Birdman, Attorney at Law: Vol. 1 2005 NR - Runtime: 2 hrs 34 mins Starring: Various Directed by: Various

moviesThe Attorney 2013 Unrated - Runtime: 2 hrs 7 mins Starring: Kang-Ho Song, Do Won Kwak, et al. Directed by: Yang Woo-Seok

moviesForgotten Noir & Crime: Vol. Four 2008 NR - Runtime: 9 hrs 35 mins Starring: Howard St. John, Ron Randell, et al. Directed by: Seymour Friedman, William Berke, et al.


Wiki information Attorneys:

United States Attorney
Government Office or Title, Employer

United States Attorneys represent the United States federal government in United States district court and United States court of appeals. There are 93 U.S. Attorneys stationed throughout the United States, Puerto Rico, the U.S. Virgin Islands, Guam,...

Attorneys in the United States
Literature Subject, Contact category

An attorney at law in the United States is a practitioner in a court of law who is legally qualified to prosecute and defend actions in such court on the retainer of clients. Alternative terms include counselor and lawyer. As of April 2011, there...