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Definition funny of Aspirin:

urbanA popular term for Acetylsalicylic Acid. In Canada and Germany, among other countries, Aspirin is a patented trademark of the local Bayer subsidiaries. Therefore, any non-Bayer products are labelled as ASA (Canadian English), AAS (Canadian French), and ASS (German). I am not making the last one up!

urbanTake two aspirin and call me in the morning!

urbanA bullet to the brain or blow to the head. Usually to someone who's annoying. Lead medicine. Not necessarily to kill someone but essentially doing something to either shut them up or get them to leave.

urban"Hey Lou, whatever happened to that loud mouth you kept out back?" "Gave him an aspirin."

urbanCode word that means ASS, HOES (whores) use when they are talking to their man (husband) or anyone else they want to fool, telling the truth in code

urbanHey baby, I'm going over to asley's house..her and tom got into it and he needs some aspirin. Hey my mom wants her hair braided and wants me to bring her some aspirin. Damn look at that hpoa, i need some aspirin from him.

urbanaspirin - 'a-spire-in' to aspire to be something. A wannabe. Like Andy is a wannabe RA RA lawyer. (when in fact face facts...your not)Or how Guy is a wannnabe jock...

songs

Songs about Aspirin:

songsAspirin Damage by Alice Cooper from the Album Flush The Fashion

songsYour Body Is A Machine (Aspirins For My Children Remix) by The Good Natured from the Album Your Body Is A Machine

songsRazorblades & Aspirin by Leatherface from the Album Fill Your Boots

songsAspirin by Seka Aleksic from the Album Grand Super Hitovi 22

songsAspirins and Alcohol by Last Days Of April from the Album Angel Youth

songsAspirin (global Communication Rmx) by Sensorama from the Album Zu Gast auf der Welcome Insel

songsAspirins - Cutter by Aspirins from the Album Cutter

books

Books about Aspirin:

booksAspirin by Diarmuid Jeffreys (Dec 1, 2008)

booksThe Aspirin Wars: Money, Medicine, and l00 Years of Rampant Competition by Charles C. Mann (Nov 5, 1991)

booksHow Does Aspirin Find a Headache? (Imponderables Books) by David Feldman (Aug 16, 2005)

booksMore Than an Aspirin: A Christian Perspective on Pain and Suffering by M. Gay Hubbard (Oct 1, 2009)

booksThe New Aspirin Alternative by Michael Loes M.D. M.D. (Hom.) (Jan 15, 2011)

booksBeyond Aspirin : Nature's Answer to Arthritis, Cancer & Alzheimer's Disease by Thomas M. Newmark and Paul Schulick (Mar 20, 2000)

booksInventing the 19th Century by Stephen van Dulken (Feb 1, 2002)

movies

Movies about Aspirin:

moviesCinema, Aspirins and Vultures (Cinema, Aspirinas e Urubus) 2014 NR - Runtime: 1 hr 41 mins Starring: Peter Ketnath and Joao Miguel Directed by: Marcelo Gomez

moviesThe Partridge Family: Season 3 2008 NR - Runtime: 10 hrs 43 mins Starring: Shirley Jones, David Cassidy, Susan Dey, et al. Directed by: Bob Claver, Bruce Bilson, et al.

moviesCinema, Aspirins and Vultures - Amazon.com Exclusive 2013 Unrated - Runtime: 1 hr 39 mins Starring: Peter Ketnat and Joao Miguel Directed by: Marcelo Gomez

moviesVideo Aspirin 1987 NR - Runtime: 22 mins

moviesPlay It Again, Sam -

wiki

Wiki information Aspirin:

Aspirin
Analgesic Drug, Invention, Drug, Chemical Compound, Drug ingredient, Risk Factor, Condition prevention factors, Medical Treatment

An orally administered non-steroidal antiinflammatory agent. Acetylsalicylic acid binds to and acetylates serine residues in cyclooxygenases, resulting in decreased synthesis of prostaglandin, platelet aggregation, and inflammation. This agent...

Aspirin poisoning
Disease or medical condition

Aspirin poisoning or salicylism is acute or chronic poisoning with aspirin. A single overdose may cause acute poisoning. Continuous usage of an elevated dosage over long periods of time may cause chronic poisoning. Acute overdose has a mortality rate...