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Definition funny of Alamo:

urbanThe greatest battle in history, 189 Texan farmers defend a run down church against 5,000 Mexicans; 1,600 of whom are killed or wounded in the battle, although every single one of the defenders were killed it brough time for Sam Houston to form an army and beat the Mexicans at a later date.

urbanDavey Crockett picked off the Mexicans with his Pennsylvania Long Rifle at the Alamo.

urbanWhere you take your dick and scream "ARRRRRIBAAAA" while you smack your partner's face rapidly, and cum in his eyes, then smack him with a cactus. Because we all know thats what happened in The Battle Of The Alamo, a bunch of gay dude sex resulting in the Spanish winning.

urbanGuy 1 - "Dude! I just Alamo'd the shit out of that guy over there!" Guy 2 - "Haha!!! That's only funny cause I'm gay and from Texas!"

urbanAccept it Laugh And Move On (a small saying to convey a shrug of the shoulders and a good pat on the back) as in to say move on mate it could be worse etc..... (ps it can also be done. as in, the problem can be accepted laughed at and moved away from)

urbanoh what the fuck! i dropped my chicken balti on the new sofa! "oh no worries homie! ALAMO! ALAMO!" oh thanx mate haha(chuckle) ill just sit on it instead.

urbanA place in Texas where a battle took place. Many people of the united states tend to think this battle showed how great americans are, because there were so few of them and they held off the swarthy mexican horde for so long so that they could keep their freedom. What many don't realize is that this battle was fought because the Texan whites wanted to secede from Mexico so that they could keep their slaves. Mexico had just outlawed slavery but the uppity whites of Texas would have nothing of it. Somehow this is hailed as a glorious part of american history when in reality it should serve as a shameful reminder of our racist and supremacist past and present.

songs

Songs about Alamo:

songsBallad Of The Alamo by Marty Robbins from the Album More Greatest Hits

songsIn Front Of The Alamo by Hal Ketchum featuring LeAnn Rimes from the Album In Front Of The Alamo

songsEl Alamo (Album Version) by Los Cuates De Sinaloa from the Album Puro Cartel

songsAcross The Alley From The Alamo by Asleep at the Wheel from the Album Tribute To The Music Of Bob Wills

songsBésame (feat. Ezequiel Alamo) by Toma Tu Lugar & Marcos Brunet from the Album Toma Tu Lugar

songsOn the Alamo by Isham Jones & His Orchestra from the Album Hits of '22

songsIn the Basement of the Alamo by Tauk from the Album Homunculus

books

Books about Alamo:

booksLos Alamos by Joseph Kanon (Feb 9, 1998)

booksLos Alamos by William Eggleston (Jun 2003)

booksThe Alamo by Frank Thompson (Mar 1, 2004)

booksBattlecruiser Alamo: Stars in the Sand by Richard Tongue (Sep 26, 2014)

booksThe Alamo and Beyond: A Collector's Journey by Phil Collins (Mar 6, 2012)

booksAlamo Traces: New Evidence and New Conclusions by Thomas Ricks Lindley (Feb 28, 2003)

booksAlamo in the Ardennes: The Untold Story of the American Soldiers Who Made the Defense of Bastogne Possible by John C. McManus (Feb 1, 2007)

movies

Movies about Alamo:

moviesHeroes of the Alamo 2007 NR CC - Runtime: 1 hr 58 mins Starring: Earle Hodgins, Rex Lease, Lane Chandler, et al. Directed by: Harry Fraser

moviesThe Alamo 2013 PG-13 CC - Runtime: 2 hrs 17 mins Starring: Dennis Quaid, Billy Bob Thornton, et al. Directed by: John Lee Hancock

moviesThe Alamo 2010 NR CC - Runtime: 2 hrs 42 mins Starring: John Wayne, Richard Widmark, et al. Directed by: John Wayne

moviesThe Birth of Texas (aka Martyrs of the Alamo) (1915) 2011 NR CC - Runtime: 1 hr 11 mins Starring: Sam De Grasse, Allan Sears, et al. Directed by: W. Christy Cabanne

moviesAlamo: 13 Days To Glory 2009 NR CC - Runtime: 2 hrs 21 mins Starring: James Arness, Brian Keith, Alec Baldwin, et al. Directed by: Burt Kennedy

moviesAlamo Bay [HD] 2012 R CC - Runtime: 1 hr 39 mins Starring: Ed Harris, Amy Madigan, Ho Nguyen, et al. Directed by: Louis Malle

moviesThe Alamo 2004 PG-13 - Runtime: 2 hrs 17 mins Starring: Dennis Quaid, Billy Bob Thornton, et al. Directed by: John Lee Hancock

wiki

Wiki information Alamo:

Battle of the Alamo
Military Conflict, Event, Literature Subject, Battle

The Battle of the Alamo was a pivotal event in the Texas Revolution. Following a 13-day siege, Mexican troops under President General Antonio López de Santa Anna launched an assault on the Alamo Mission near San Antonio de Béxar, killing all of the...

Alamo Mission in San Antonio
Venue, Listed Site, Structure, Building, Tourist attraction, Project focus, Location

The Alamo Mission in San Antonio, commonly known simply "The Alamo", was originally known as the Mission San Antonio de Valero. It is a former Roman Catholic mission and fortress compound and the site of the Battle of the Alamo in 1836. It is now a...