Definition funny of Airlines:

urbanThe modern equivalent of the Middle Passage

urbanAirlines: The slaves had it good.

urbanA transportation company that is supposed to get you from one coast to the other in a a few hours but is permitted by the FAA and Dept. of Transportation to abuse its customers by trapping them for hours at a time on the ground without access to water, snacks, or a bathroom; and losing your expensive baggage--only to return it to you weeks later and in bad condition; not to mention having seats that are dangerously narrow and if a person is fat, they have to buy an extra seat; and the aircraft's operator is drunk.

urbanThe airline lives up to its reputation--it doesn't matter wheather you are going to heaven or hell, you have to go through Chicago.

urbanA Chem-trail,(chemical trail)a toxic concoction of Viruses,heavy metals,dioxin and radioactive waste,which is sprayed by NWO & U.N. jets for the purpose of committing genocide against the citizens of earth; also one of the methods used to disperse said bio-toxins;airlines:American;Delta;TWA;Japan,etc.

urbanThose danged airlines, and military cargo jets have sure been busy spraying "airlines" over this desert,and my lungs sure feel the effects.


Songs about Airlines:

songsBurning Airlines Give You So Much More (2004 Digital Remaster) by Brian Eno from the Album Taking Tiger Mountain (By Strategy)

songsAirline Announcements [Explicit] by George Carlin from the Album Jammin' In New York [Explicit]

songsUtopia Airlines by Electro Mana from the Album Weekend In Ibiza

songsAirline to Heaven by Wilco from the Album Kicking Television, Live in Chicago

songsAjax Airlines by Hudson And Landry from the Album Hudson & Landry Greatest Hits Vol. 2

songsTerrorist Or Toddler / Hooters And Hooters Airlines by Larry The Cable Guy from the Album The Best Of Larry The Cable Guy

songsAirline To Heaven by Billy Bragg & Wilco from the Album Mermaid Avenue Vol. II


Books about Airlines:

booksThe Airlines by Jean-Louis Baroux (Mar 12, 2014)

booksAirline Transport Pilot Test Prep 2015: Study & Prepare: Pass your test and know what is essential to become a... by ASA Test Prep Board (Aug 23, 2014)

booksAirline Pilot Interviews: How You Can Succeed in Getting Hired /921T by Irv Jasinski (Jan 2, 2002)

booksAirline: Style at 30,000 feet (Mini) by Keith Lovegrove (Sep 10, 2013)

booksAirline Transport Pilot Oral Exam Guide: The comprehensive guide to prepare you for the FAA checkride (Oral Exam... by Michael D. Hayes (May 8, 2014)

booksAirline Marketing and Management by Stephen Shaw (Jun 1, 2011)

booksAirlines of the Jet Age: A History by R. E.G. Davies (Jun 28, 2011)


Movies about Airlines:

moviesUnthinkable: An Airline Captain's Story 2014 NR CC - Runtime: 1 hr 23 mins Starring: RandallPaul and DennisFitzpatrick Directed by: Eric Stacey

moviesThe Simple Life: Season 3 - Interns 2003 NR - Runtime: 5 hrs 36 mins Starring: Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, et al. Directed by: Alicia Bean, Jeff Fisher, Jeff Savenick, et al.

moviesKorean Airline Tragedy World Report, 1983 2010 NR - Runtime: 26 mins Directed by: CreateSpace

moviesMXC - Most Extreme Elimination Challenge Season One 2003 Unrated - Runtime: 4 hrs 22 mins Starring: Victor Wilson, Christopher Darga, et al.

moviesThe Best of Airline, Vols. 1 & 2 2006 NR - Runtime: 3 hrs 30 mins Starring: Best of Airline Directed by: *

moviesAirline - The Complete Season 1 2005 NR - Runtime: 6 hrs 36 mins Starring: Frank Carson, Lenny Wilson, Chip Coffey, et al. Directed by: Jim Warren, Jo Inglott, John Mounier, et al.

moviesAirline Disaster 2011 Unrated - Runtime: 1 hr 29 mins


Wiki information Airlines:

American Airlines
Airline, Organization, Business Operation, Employer, Sponsor, Aircraft Owner, Award Winner, Consumer company, Literature Subject

American Airlines, Inc. is a major U.S. airline headquartered in Fort Worth, Texas. It operates an extensive international and domestic network, with scheduled flights throughout North America, the Caribbean, South America, Europe, and Asia. Its...

Southwest Airlines
Airline, Issuer, Customer, Organization, Aircraft Owner, Social network user, Ranked item, Business Operation, Employer

Southwest Airlines Co. is a major U.S. airline and the world's largest low-cost carrier, headquartered in Dallas, Texas. The airline was established in 1967 and adopted its current name in 1971. The airline has 44,831 employees as of December 2013...