Definition funny of Zombies:

urbanThe Walking Dead. Scientific name Homo Coprophagus Somnambulus. A deceased human being who has partially returned to life due to undeterminable causes. The brain retains base facilities, namely gross motor function. In its near-mindless state, it grasps no remains of emotion, personality, or sensation of pain. In rare cases, some of the reanimated have reflexively preformed routine activities from their past lives. The rotting bodies of the undead operate on a fraction of the level at which our bodies normally function. Circulatory, respiratory, and digestive systems are unaffected by reanimation. Labored breathing, choking, and moaning are reflexive but no oxygen is carried through the blood. The nervous system functions primarily within the brain and brain stem. Sensory reception is minimal at best and seemingly unecessary in the pursuit of prey. The undead are incapable of fatigue and will persist at any cost. They will even crawl when their legs have been removed. Even if the head is removed from the body, it will continue to live. The only way to stop the reanimated is to destroy the brain. To prevent reanimation in the recently departed, decapitate the corpse and burn the body. The only observable action a zombie takes part in is killing living creatures, especially humans, and eating them. Many theories and speculations surround this disturbing behavior. One theory is based on the thought that reanimation is the result of a contagious infection or virus, and that the primal drive to feed will spread the disease to other host bodies. Research has shown that although the majority of zombie attacks result in fatal wounds, all corpses return to life soon after passing, regardless of cause of death. Another theory is that zombies eat the brains of the living to refuel the "un-life" giving chemical serotonin. Because digestive and circulatory systems are incapable of bringing these elements to the brain, this just cannot be true. The final speculation seems the most obvious, that the dead feed for sustenance to satiate their unnatural metabolism. But because the gut has no function in the undead, this is also false. One documented encounter claims that a zombie was unable to move due to the sheer mass of undigested flesh resting in its distended gut. The creature continued to eat even after it's gut had burst open. Studies regarding the nature of feeding have proven that zombies will try to eat when their stomachs and even jaws have been removed. One explanation offers that the walking dead are the incarnation of death itself, a mockery of life that uses the vessels of the living to carry out their dark intentions, they are the opposite of life and are driven to simply undo it.

urban"When there's no more room in hell, the dead shall walk the earth."

urbanwhen a girl is sucking a guy off he shoots cum in her eyes so she cant see....and she walks around with her arms extended looking for a towel to wipe her eyes with.....looking like a zombie

urbanadam gave adriana the zombie this morning she fell down ....full thriller style.

urbanA drink consisting of White Rum, Dark Rum, sours, and pinapple juice Got the name because of its grey green colour (like a zombie skin)

urbanI'd like a Zombie please..

urbanA person who accepts the status quo because of fear and/or lack of conviction. They generally only act out of anger and by then it's to late. They live without beliefs other than the following- Go to school, get a job, make money, buy lots of crap, die. Frequently encountered in the American school system and the suburbs.


Songs about Zombies:

songsZombie by The Cranberries from the Album Stars: The Best Of The Cranberries 1992-2002

songsZombie by Jamie T from the Album Carry On The Grudge

songsZombie by The Cranberries from the Album 90's Rock Number 1's

songsZombie by The Cranberries from the Album No Need To Argue (The Complete Sessions 1994-1995)

songsZombie by The Cranberries from the Album Emerald Rock

songsZombie by Family Force 5 from the Album III.V

songsUnicorn Zombie Apocalypse (Original Mix) by BORGORE and SIKDOPE from the Album Unicorn Zombie Apocalypse


Books about Zombies:

booksZombies by V. Stormberg (Oct 13, 2014)

booksZombie-Kids: A Fun Halloween Book. Free audio book inside. (KiteReaders Monster Series) by Julia Dweck and Mark Draisey (Oct 2, 2014)

booksZombie Survival: How to Survive a Zombie Outbreak! (Tips to Prepare) by Josh McCoy (Oct 13, 2014)

booksZombie Games (Origins) by Kristen Middleton, C.J. Pinard and Mae I Design (Jun 25, 2014)

booksThe Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead by Max Brooks (Sep 16, 2003)

booksZombies Begin (Zombies Begin Series Book 1) by Liam Roth (Sep 24, 2014)

booksZombie Jokes for Kids! (Illustrated Pictures for Beginning & Early Readers): Funny Zombie Jokes and Halloween... by Arnie Lightning (Oct 6, 2014)


Movies about Zombies:

moviesDisaster L.A.: The Last Zombie Apocalypse Begins Here 2014 R CC - Runtime: 1 hr 23 mins Starring: Justin Ray, Stefanie Estes, Ron Hanks, et al. Directed by: Turner Clay

moviesScooby-Doo On Zombie Island 2008 NR CC - Runtime: 1 hr 17 mins Starring: Adrienne Barbeau, Scott Innes, et al. Directed by: Hiroshi Aoyama

moviesWhite Zombie (1932) 2013 NR CC - Runtime: 1 hr 6 mins Starring: Bela Lugosi, Madge Bellamy, et al. Directed by: Victor Halperin

moviesOperation: Nazi Zombies 2012 NR CC - Runtime: 1 hr 26 mins Starring: Thomas Reilly, Elissa Mullen, et al. Directed by: David B. Stewart III

moviesZombie Hunter Rika (English Subtitled) 2011 NR - Runtime: 1 hr 28 mins Starring: Risa Kudo and Takeshi Yamamoto Directed by: Kenichi Fujiwara

moviesDaddy, I'm a Zombie 2013 NR CC - Runtime: 1 hr 23 mins Starring: Kim Wharton, Rat Ana, M J Lallo, et al. Directed by: Richard Ramon and Joan Espinach

moviesOasis Of The Zombies 2012 NR CC - Runtime: 1 hr 22 mins Starring: Manuel Gelin, France Lomay, et al. Directed by: Jesus (Jess Frank) Franco


Wiki information Zombies:

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In Haitian folklore, a zombie is an animated corpse raised by magical means, such as witchcraft. The concept has been popularly associated with the Vodou religion, but it plays no part in that faith's formal practices.

The Zombies
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The Zombies are an English rock band, formed in 1962 in St Albans and led by Rod Argent and Colin Blunstone. The group scored British and American hits in 1964 with "She's Not There". In the US, two further singles, "Tell Her No" in 1965 and, in...