Definition funny of Women:

urbanBeings not seen or touched by 98% of the men who have posted on this subject thus far. Highly attracted to males of the species who are reasonable to look at, have jobs, are relatively kind, sometimes take out trash, and treat them like equals (not superiors, not inferiors -- equals.) Happily give blowjobs in return. Prefer large dicks. Secretly laugh at guys who convince themselves that size doesn't matter. Are paid seventy five cents for every dollar a man makes in the exact same job, same demographic, and same education level. To those men who cannot procure them (because said men are too mean, stupid, sexist, ugly, and unaccomplished) they cause intense feelings of failure, hatred, prejudice, violence, and need to post on boards stereotyping all women with one narrow, negative definition. Said men then jack off alone. When said beings reject such specimens of men or express an intelligent opinion, they are bitches. When they don't put out, they are also bitches. When they do, they are sluts.

urbanDick: "Women are illogical, make no sense, are emotionless blobs, nag constantly, are always man-hating. They should just shut up, clean house, kneel, know their place, and blow me." Women: "Ha ha, you're just mad because you can't get any pussy and you've got a tiny pecker." John: "Dick, you're a sexist asshole *punches Dick.* I respect smart, strong women. I love my mama. I like to eat pussy. I've got a job; I don't make a lot, but I work hard and I'm ambitious. I've seen a treadmill before." Women: "John, we all love you. Can we please suck your giant cock? Would you like to have an orgy with us? Please, oh please?" John: "Yes, ladies, I would appreciate that. May I hold the door open for you?"

urbanfemales roughly half of the earths population if not less, for some reason.

urbanYou know, its really hard seeing all this shit smeared everywhere about women being useless peices of skin around a pussy when YOUR MOTHER GAVE BIRTH TO YOUR HAIRY ASS. good day.

urbanBelieve it or not, an actual human being, who deserves respect and equality with men. Not superior or inferior to men, but equal. Being different from men does not mean being inferior. And no, we are not better because we have the children...what an idiotic thing to say, I'm tired of everyone using that. Not all women have children, you know. Also, the group of humans that has received the most mistreatment throughout our world's history. Men and minority races have not received nearly as many ills as women have, and if you're a minority race AND a woman, then you've really felt the pain.

urbanWomen and men are both to be respected. Why live in hatred and fear?

urbanA woman has strengths that amazes me. She can handle trouble and carry heavy burdens. She holds happiness, love and opinions. She smiles when she feels like screaming. She sings when she feels like crying. She cries when she's happy and laughs when she's afraid. Her love is unconditional. There's only one thing wrong with her and that is that sometimes she forgets what she is worth.


Songs about Women:

songsAnother Free Woman Gets To Walk Away by Blackie & The Rodeo Kings from the Album Nail Spring 2012 Sampler

songsWhat a Woman [Explicit] by MaarMaar101 from the Album Vindiction: The Free E.P [Explicit]

songsBlack Magic Woman by Santana from the Album Ultimate Santana

songsLong Cool Woman (In A Black Dress) (2003 Remastered Version) by The Hollies from the Album Greatest Hits

songsWhen A Man Loves A Woman by Percy Sledge from the Album The Ultimate Performance - When A Man Loves A Woman

songsAmerican Woman by Lenny Kravitz from the Album Greatest Hits [Explicit]

songsA Woman Like You by Lee Brice from the Album A Woman Like You (Single)


Books about Women:

booksWomen by Chloe Caldwell (Oct 15, 2014)

booksThe Woman by David Bishop (Nov 19, 2013)

booksThe Woman I Wanted to Be by Diane von Furstenberg (Oct 28, 2014)

booksThe Women in His Life: What Jesus Saw in Them (Spiritual Writing Book 1) by Patricia Daly (Sep 26, 2014)

booksThe Woman Who Would Be King: Hatshepsut's Rise to Power in Ancient Egypt by Kara Cooney (Oct 14, 2014)

booksThe Women. by Clare Boothe Luce (Jan 1998)

booksThe Woman from the Blue Lias (a murder mystery) by D.M. Mitchell (Jul 1, 2013)


Movies about Women:

moviesThe Woman in Black [HD] 2012 PG-13 CC - Runtime: 1 hr 36 mins Starring: Lu Corfield, Daniel Radcliffe, et al. Directed by: James Watkins

moviesThe Other Woman 2014 PG-13 CC - Runtime: 1 hr 50 mins Starring: Cameron Diaz, Leslie Mann, Kate Upton, et al. Directed by: Nick Cassavetes

moviesWonder Woman Season 1 [HD] 1975 NR CC - Starring: Eric Braeden, Fritzi Burr, Red Buttons, et al. Directed by: Leonard Horn

moviesThe Honorable Woman Season 1 2014 TV-MA CC - Directed by: Hugo Blick

moviesSherlock Holmes & The Woman In Green 2007 PG CC - Runtime: 1 hr 9 mins Starring: Basil Rathbone, Nigel Bruce, et al. Directed by: Roy William Neill

moviesTrue Story of a Woman in Jail: Continues 2013 NR CC - Runtime: 1 hr 7 mins Starring: Kozue Hitomi, Arikawa Mihoko, et al. Directed by: Koyu Ohara

moviesLast Woman on Earth 2011 NR CC - Runtime: 1 hr 12 mins Directed by: Createspace


Wiki information Women:

Literary School Or Movement, Literary Genre, Speech topic, Literature Subject, TV subject, Film subject, Media genre, Periodical Subject, Art Subject, Political ideology

Feminism is a collection of movements and ideologies aimed at defining, establishing, and defending equal political, economic, cultural, and social rights for women. This includes seeking to establish equal opportunities for women in education and...

Women's suffrage
Literature Subject, Exhibition subject, TV subject, Speech topic

Women's suffrage is the right of women to vote and to stand for electoral office. Limited voting rights were gained by women in Sweden, Finland and some western U.S. states in the late 19th century. National and international organizations formed to...