Definition funny of Whiteland:

urbanSmall town in central Indiana chock-full of middle-aged Republicans and pious "Christians" who claim to be so religious, yet are alcoholics and beat their wives. Whiteland has a high school full of bratty rednecks (there are a few decent kids..like 4 of them), and snobby butterface blondes that think Ed Hardy is the epitome of coolness. Whiteland basically consists of liquor stores, gas stations, churches, bad teeth, 80s hair, annoying teenagers and cornfeilds. Enjoy.

urban"Why did that 15 year girl over there in the knock off Ed Hardy tell me that she was 'very Christian' the other day, when I just watched her have tit sex with Mike last night?" "Well what do you expect? She's from Whiteland."

urbanThe town consists of a few gas stations, a CVS, an eyesore of an old abandoned grocery store and the high school. Most people living in Whiteland are, you guessed it, white and are afraid of any sort of cultural change or differention from the old redneck ways of which they grew up. The high school consists of bratty attention whores, wanna be thugs, annoying scene kids, and of course the preppy crowds who live in their own little world. Unfortunately, Whiteland is home to one of the highest pregnancy rates in the Johnson County area. Its quite ironic really, considering there's a Planned Parenthood right down the road. Most Whiteland teenagers end up driving mustangs, cameros, or grand prix's just for the sake of driving a "sports" car. Too bad nobody has the heart to tell any one of the owners that a cheap car paired with shiney rims does NOT make it cool. And if they're not driving a guido style sedan, they're driving a big ol pick 'em up truck.

urbanJenny: OMG (fill in the blank) is preggo??? Megan: yeah didnt you know that? Jenny: no i didnt! well, she is from whiteland. did she use birth control or anything? Megan: what's that?


Songs about Whiteland:

songsShe Must Be From Whiteland by Mykal Xul from the Album Johnson County Line

songsWhiteland by Opus from the Album Back to Future

songsWhiteland by Mark Ganesh from the Album Pranastar Allstars

songsWhiteland (Fading Away) by Modalmorphosis from the Album Whiteland (Suite 2012)

songsWhiteland (Live Version) by Opus from the Album Tonight At The Opera

songsWhiteland (Oliver Gross Remix) by Mark Ganesh from the Album Buddhism

songsWhiteland (Original Mix) by Mark Ganesh from the Album Buddhism


Books about Whiteland:

booksWhitelands Affair by Anna Clarke (May 1, 1992)

booksCASTLE WHITELAND (Relatos Románticos y Fantásticos nº 2) (Spanish Edition) by Ana Martinez de la Riva Molina (Jun 25, 2011)

booksCASTLE WHITELAND (Relatos Románticos y Fantásticos nº 2) (Spanish Edition) by Ana Martinez de la Riva Molina (Nov 3, 2011)

booksThe Whitelands Series of Standard Reading Books for Girls, Standard V by John Pincher Faunthorpe (Aug 21, 2008)

booksWhiteland Village.(CONTINUING CARE RETIREMENT COMMUNITY): An article from: Long-Term Living by Gale Reference Team (Apr 14, 2009)

booksWest Whiteland Township (Images of America) by Janice Wible Earley (Feb 9, 2015)

booksThe Whitelands Series of Standard Reading Books for Girls, Ed. by J.P. Faunthorpe. Standard 1, 2, 5 by Anonymous (Feb 23, 2010)


Movies about Whiteland:

moviesWhitelands 2014 TV-G - Runtime: 15 mins Starring: Romola Garai, Andrew Buchan, et al. Directed by: Immanuel Von Bennigsen


Wiki information Whiteland:

City/Town/Village, HUD Foreclosure Area, Dated location, HUD County Place, Statistical region, Location

Whiteland is a town in Pleasant and Franklin townships, Johnson County, Indiana, United States. The population was 4,169 at the 2010 census. Whiteland is located in north/central Johnson County approximately 19 miles south of Indianapolis in Johnson...

West Whiteland Township
City/Town/Village, Dated location, Location, Statistical region

West Whiteland Township is a township in Chester County, Pennsylvania, United States. The population was 18,274 at the 2010 census.