
Definition funny of Wenk:
Verb. To masturbate while looking at photos of busty, but clothed, late teenage girls on popular image hosting sites as webshots and photobucket. The term originated in 2005 after the release of a plethora of photos of a pleasant, outgoing girl with the surname "Wenk".
I could really wenk to that photo
Proper Noun. To be in the state of being a sexy beast. In the state of being irresistable to women over the age of 18.
Men in uniform are said to be wenks.
Noun; a pseudo-lesbian with enormous breasts. Verb; to turn a straight girl gay with enormous breasts.
"Jessica is such a wenk." "She uses her tits to wenk other girls."
A sound effect used in a story to exemplify a fall or a quick motion

Songs about Wenk:
Wenk Wenk Hideaway by Dale North from the Album Dragon Fantasy Book II (Original Soundtrack)
A wenk wos geht imma (CD Version) by Flow Bradley from the Album Vazwickte Wöd
Wenk Ya Msafer ???? ???? ???? ?? ????? by Wafik Habib from the Album Super Summer Hits

Books about Wenk:
Hans-Rudolf Wenk and Andrei Bulakh: Minerals - Their Constitution and Origin [A book review from: Chemie der Erde... by K. Heide (Nov 1, 2006)
Wenk: Webster's Timeline History, 1793 - 2007 by Philip M. Parker (Jun 3, 2008)
The Travels of Wiglington and Wenks - the Crossroads: Istanbul & Turkey (The Travels of Wiglington and Wenks)... by John Bittleston and Lee Kowling (1992)
The Travels of Wiglington and Wenks - the Chase: Venice & Rome (The Travels of Wiglington and Wenks) (The Travels... by John Bittleston and Lee Kowling (1992)
Francine Pascal's Sweet Valley High Slam Book by Laurie Pascal Wenk (Sweet Valley High) by Laurie Pascal Wenk (1988)
Biography - Wenk, Edward, Jr. (1920-): An article from: Contemporary Authors by Gale Reference Team (Dec 16, 2007)
By Elizabeth Wenk John Muir Trail Data Book by Elizabeth Wenk (Aug 6, 2014)

Wiki information Wenk:
WENK is an AM radio station based in northwest Tennessee. In its first incarnation, WENK-AM 1240 went on the air with 250 watts day and night from the upstairs of a furniture store on October 26, 1946. WTPR-AM 710 went on the air with 250 watts...
Alexandra Wenk is a German swimmer who competes in the Women's 100 metre butterfly. At the 2012 Summer Olympics she finished 21st overall in the heats in the Women's 100 metre butterfly and failed to reach the final.