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Definition funny of Visalia:

urbanOne of the best cities to live in. Where teen preganancy rates are the highest, Meth labs can be found in most neighborhoods, and most of the male adults are habitual marijuana smokers. These habbits are regularly passed down to the children. A city whose finest highschools compete for cow skins, and pass the time cruising Mooney while smoking a joint. The suck, once you leave, you will come back. A place where your wildest dreams will not come true, however, your wildest dreams will keep you happy enough to love Visalia to the end.

urbanWhere are you from? -im from Visalia motherfucker WHere is that? -if you dont know, then you dont need to know

urbanA small farm town that treasures its fertile land and women. Currently has one of the highest teenage pregnancy rates in the nation and air quality that makes LA seem clean. Its inhabitants’ offspring typically get educated at schools that battle over cow hides and drink in abandon fields, typically close to ditches. Visalians are classified as those who leave or those who stay. Those that leave can be found in random of places through out the world.

urbanYou are from Visalia? Where the hell is that?

urbanThe most glorious of all farm towns in the central valley of California. Also one of the most polluted areas in the nation. The summers are too hot and the winters are too cold. But hey...its home!

urban"Dude!!! I hate Visalia!! But I'll probably spend the rest of my life here anyways"

urbanThe shittiest little town ever. A place where most everything closes at 9 pm causing extreme boredom to anyone between the ages of 14-25. This causes people to have lots and lots of sex which explains why Visalia has one of the highest teen pregnancy rates in the nation. Cows and goats are commonly seen in extremely random places throughout the town and their smell is constantly potent. There are more lifted trucks here than any other place in the world. Most people are "bros" or "brohoes." For fun, people often chill in the McCheveron or BJ's parking lot, drink alcohol or snort coak in garages, or take slutty pictures and post them on Facebook. Most people in Visalia are really, really dumb- that's really the only reason why they would choose/be forced to remain in the town. Statistics: Teen pregnancy rate: extremely high People who use bump-its: extremely high English speakers: below average Crackheads: extremely high Food Stamp users: extremely high Fat people: extremely high

songs

Songs about Visalia:

songsVisalia by Red Steagall from the Album Love Of The West

songsVisalia by Tony Delgado from the Album A Better Place

songsVisalia by Ya Ba from the Album Ya Ba

songsVisalia (Touin) by Kathie Touin from the Album Soliloquy Deluxe

songsVisalia Galop by University of Kansas Symph. Band from the Album Emblem of Unity: The Music of J. J. Richards

songsVisalia Galop by Sounds of the Circus South Shore Concert Band from the Album Sounds of the Circus-Circus Marches Volume 27

books

Books about Visalia:

booksVisalia, CA (TAN) (Then & Now) by Terry L. Ommen (Mar 9, 2009)

booksVisalia/Tulare/Hanford City Street Map by GM Johnson & Associates Ltd. (Jan 1, 2009)

booksThe Visalia Electric Railroad: Southern Pacific's Orange Grove Route by Phillips C. Kauke (2004)

booksVISALIA'S FABULOUS FOX: A Theatre Story. Foreword by Annie R. Mitchell. by Newell G. Bringhurst (2000)

booksVisalia's Heritage: Buildings, People, History by Visalia Heritage Inc. (1986)

booksVisalia's Heritage, Building's<>People<>... by Inc. Visalia Heritage (1989)

booksMineral King Country Visalia to Mount Whitney by Henry McLauren Brown (1988)

wiki

Wiki information Visalia:

Visalia
City/Town/Village, HUD Foreclosure Area, Location, HUD County Place, Dated location, Statistical region, Governmental Jurisdiction, Film subject, Newspaper circulation area, Capital of administrative division

Visalia is a city situated in the agricultural San Joaquin Valley of California, approximately 230 miles southeast of San Francisco, 190 miles north of Los Angeles, and 36 miles west of Sequoia National Park. The population was 124,442 at the 2010...

Tulare County
US County, Newspaper circulation area, Administrative Division, Dated location, Literature Subject, Location, HUD Foreclosure Area, Statistical region

Tulare County is a county in the U.S. state of California. As of the 2010 census, the population was 442,179. Its county seat is Visalia. The county is named for Tulare Lake, once the largest freshwater lake west of the Great Lakes. Drained for...