Definition funny of Varnish:

urban1. (adj) To be inebriated or drunk to within an inch of your life; A good night 2. (adj) To be fucked over

urban1. "Man, last night I was so varnish that I shaved my balls with a circular saw" 1. "Last night was so varnish man!" 2. "Dude did you hear about Jim? His girlfriend dumped him for a bisexual goat! Talk about being varnished."

urbananother word for cocksucker, because they polish wood

urbanthat chick polish's so much wood we nicknamed her varnish

urbanTo vanish to somewhere everyone knows you're at. So you dissapear but people have knowledge of knowing where you are.

urban"He varnished, but returned shortly...unlike waldo"


Songs about Varnish:

songsCoffin Varnish by The Atlas Moth from the Album An Ache for the Distance

songsCabin add Varnish by Mount Analogue from the Album Erase Repeat

songsCamphor Sated Chicken Varnish by UFO Hawaii from the Album Framus

songsCoffin Varnish by Radio Holiday from the Album Radio Holiday

songsDesert Varnish by Holovr from the Album Holo Earth

songsDesert Varnish by Djam Karet from the Album Regenerator 3017

songsExtra Varnish Please by Peculate from the Album In Two (A)


Books about Varnish:

booksViolin Varnish and How to Make It (Classic Reprint) by Georges Foucher (Sep 8, 2012)

booksViolin Varnish by Joseph Michelman (Mar 15, 2007)

booksOil Painting Lessons with Rembrandt and 'Calcite Sun Oil': Artist's Health and Safety without Hazardous Solvents... by Louis R. Velasquez (Dec 29, 2012)

booksA Coat of Varnish by CP Snow (Apr 19, 2009)

booksOld violins and violin lore: Famous makers of Cremona and Brescia, and of England, France, and Germany (with biographical... by Hugh Reginald Haweis (Apr 27, 2014)

booksInstant Varnish Cache How-to by Roberto Moutinho (Jan 25, 2013)

booksTechniques of Chinese Lacquer: The Classic Eighteenth-Century Treastise on Asian Varnish by Filippo Bonanni and Flavia Perugini (Mar 24, 2009)


Movies about Varnish:

moviesOil Painting with Calcite Sun Oil : Safety and Permanence without Hazardous Solvents, Resins, Varnishes and Driers... 2010 - Runtime: 1 hr 24 mins Starring: Louis R. Velasquez Directed by: Louis R. Velasquez

moviesThe Varnish Cracks Unrated - Runtime: 2 hrs Starring: Bruno Slagmulder, Stéphanie Pasterkamp, et al. Directed by: Daniel Janneau

moviesSteel Rails Private Varnish Volumes 1&2 2009 - Runtime: 1 hr 25 mins Starring: Dan Chandler as Host Directed by: John Koch

moviesSan Diegan Surfline Steam: 3751 Private Varnish Special Unrated - Runtime: 1 hr 7 mins Starring: Railroad and Modern Steam

moviesPrivate Varnish Roundup 1986 NR - Runtime: 1 hr

moviesThe Varnish Cracks Unrated - Runtime: 2 hrs Starring: Bruno Slagmulder, Stéphanie Pasterkamp, et al. Directed by: Daniel Janneau

moviesWood Refinishing Made Easy with Safest Stripper Paint and Varnish Remover -


Wiki information Varnish:

Visual Art Medium

Varnish is a transparent, hard, protective finish or film primarily used in wood finishing but also for other materials. Varnish is traditionally a combination of a drying oil, a resin, and a thinner or solvent. Varnish finishes are usually glossy...


Varnish is an HTTP accelerator designed for content-heavy dynamic web sites as well as heavily consumed APIs. In contrast to other web accelerators, such as Squid, which began life as a client-side cache, or Apache and nginx, which are primarily...