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Definition funny of Tourism:

urbanIn its simplest definition, tourism means the practice of traveling for recreation. Unfortunately it has now become the act in which a rich, overweight, usually English speaking monolingual with a cell phone in one hand and a hamburger in the other, who has no regard for the customs of other cultures visits another country and desecrates their traditions and holy places just so they can have pictures of their fat self standing next to some famous world monument. When they visit other countries they don't actually experience them: they stay at a 5 star hotel, shop at a Walmart, and eat at a McDonalds. These obese people usually carry around a "phrase book and dictionary" of whatever language is spoken in the country they are visiting and mispronounce two-thirds of all the words and have absolutely no manners. They will sometimes even claim to know a country's language and history better then an actual native. This is part of the Jews plan at destroying the nationalism of every country and imposing globalization.

urbanThere is an old-fashioned version of tourism and then there is a new age version of tourism. The new age one is for spoiled faggots.

songs

Songs about Tourism:

songsAdventures in Tourism by Gold Dust Lounge from the Album Wynwood Bootleg

songsDisaster Tourism by Mewithoutyou from the Album Catch For Us The Foxes

songsMind Tourism by Kenichiro Nishihara from the Album Life

songsTourism by Antoine Khalife from the Album Charbel Rouhana: the Art of the Middle Eastern Oud - New Perspectives On Trad. Maqams

songsAbolish Tourism! (Abolish Inlanders) by Casey Chaos from the Album Pisstory: a Catalouge of Accidents/A Lifetime of Mistakes [Explicit]

songsAccidental Tourism by Magik Ballet Ensemble from the Album Cosmick Relief

songsAirplane / Tourism Air, Ignition Engine and Turn on the Runway (Aereo da turismo, accensione motore e rullaggio... by Sound Effects from the Album Sound Effects No. 1 (Water, Airplanes, Agriculture & Alarms)

books

Books about Tourism:

booksTourism by Peter Robinson, Michael Lück and Stephen L. J. Smith (Jul 2013)

booksTourism: Principles, Practices, Philosophies by Charles R. Goeldner and J. R. Brent Ritchie (Sep 27, 2011)

booksTourism: The Business of Hospitality and Travel (5th Edition) by Roy A. Cook D.B.A., Cathy J. Hsu and Joseph J. Marqua (Jul 28, 2013)

booksTourism: Principles, Practices, Philosophies by Charles R. Goeldner and J. R. Brent Ritchie (Oct 6, 2008)

booksTourism: Principles and Practice by Chris Cooper, John Fletcher, Alan Fyall and David Gilbert (Dec 10, 2008)

booksTourism: Concepts and Practices by John R. Walker and Josielyn T. Walker (Jan 31, 2010)

booksTourism in the USA: A Spatial and Social Synthesis by Dimitri Ioannides and Dallen Timothy (Dec 11, 2009)

movies

Movies about Tourism:

moviesTravel Wild The Yucatan Tourism Reviving the Mayan Culture 2012 NR CC - Runtime: 27 mins Directed by: David Warth

moviesExcess of Sexual Tourism 2010 NR - Runtime: 51 mins Directed by: Inc. Monarch Films

moviesPhuket, Thailand. A Paradise On Earth - The Complete Tourism Guide 2007 NR - Runtime: 1 hr 2 mins Starring: Fernanda Amorim Directed by: Pedro Paiva

moviesExcess of Sexual Tourism 2010 NR - Runtime: 48 mins

moviesPhuket, Thailand. A Paradise On Earth - The Complete Tourism Guide 2007 -

moviesTravel Wild The Yucatan Tourism Reviving the Mayan Culture 2008 - Runtime: 23 mins Directed by: David Warth

moviesKorea and Taekwondo - Runtime: 17 mins

wiki

Wiki information Tourism:

Tourism
Interest, Website Category, Media genre, Literature Subject, Organization sector, Organization scope, Field of study, Organization type, Industry, Hobby

Tourism is the travel for recreation, leisure, religious, family business purposes, usually of a limited duration. Tourism is commonly associated with trans-national travel, but may also refer to travel to another location within the same country....

Ecotourism
Film subject, Organization sector

Ecotourism is a form of tourism involving visiting fragile, pristine, and relatively undisturbed natural areas, intended as a low-impact and often small scale alternative to standard commercial tourism. Its purpose may be to educate the traveler, to...