Definition funny of Tooker:

urbanOne of the most pimp gangsters from south side. likes to carry his 9 mm everywhere. gets women left and right. has loads of cash

urbanThat kid is like a Tooker.

urbana word used to describe a mans testicles

urbanThat mug really could do with a kick up the tookers.

urban“The Original Player”. Dating back to the beginning of time, there was a clan who, by no fault of their own, acquired a reputation that invariably led to the Surname, “Tooker”. Background: a “Tooker”, minding his own business, would often be innocently approached by a myriad of females, pining for romantic inclusion, thereby abandoning their current love interest. The aforementioned love interest of such yearning fräuleins would, after merely turning his head, unfailingly lose sight of his fräuline companion. After much inquisition of those in his proximity, which often contained lines such as, “Where did my woman run off to”, this individual would habitually obtain the common response, infinitely referencing a member of the “Tooker” clan, “he took her”. Ergo the surname “Tooker”.

urbanIndividual 1: Have you seen my girl? Individual 2: Yes, he took her (Tooker).


Books about Tooker:

booksGeorge Tooker by Thomas H. Garver (Sep 1, 2002)

booksGeorge Tooker: Reality Recurs as a Dream by Ralph Sessions, Robert Cozzolino, Bridget Moore and George Tooker (Jul 31, 2012)

booksTOOKER: Webster's Timeline History, 1597 - 2007 by Icon Group International (Jun 11, 2010)

booksGeorge Tooker by Robert; Marshall N. Price & M. Melissa Wolfe. Cozzolino (2008)

booksGeorge Tooker: Paintings, 1947-1973 by George Tooker (1974)

booksAVANT GARDE Magazine Issue # 4 Arthur Miller and Artist George Tooker Sept 1968 (Volume 1) (1968)

booksGeorge Tooker by Nancy Grimes (Jan 1, 2000)


Facebook pages same name Tooker:

Susan Tooker - Artist Crystal Tooker's Black light art - Artist Susan Tooker's Spinning Castle - Artist George Tooker - Artist Author Sherry Tooker - Author Nash Grier - Comedian Funny LeeAnn Tooker (Official Page) - Comedian William Tooker Author - Author Chloe Tooker - Entertainer Jennifer Tooker - Politician