Definition funny of Tesco:

urbanA large British supermarket chain, notable for its incursion into almost every area of consumer products. Although the company's name is "Tesco" it is usually referred to in the possessive case "Tesco's". Often pronounced as "Tesquo" as well and thus as a contraction "The Squo". Tesco employs the latest in mind-control technology and for this reason you will find it very difficult to spend less than around £30 there. No matter what you go in for, you will almost always spend a minimum of £30. How this is done remains a mystery. Tesco prices are usally pretty cheap; this is due to their policy of selling products at less than they were bought for in order to underprice the competition. The long term aim is to destroy all other businesses in the area by outpricing them. Once this is achieved, and the only shop around is Tesco, then the prices go up. One day all shops will be Tesco, if this aim is achieved. Tesco recently attempted to colonise America; this was done very secretly and quietly, to the extent that when questions were asked about what was being done with this warehouse and all this stock, they replied that they were making a movie about a supermarket! Tesco opened 800 stores simultaneously in the US; they knew that US shoppers tend towards brand loyalty and they hoped that the sudden appearance of Tesco in many locations would persuade US shoppers that Tesco was an acceptable brand. Whether or not this strategy will succeed remains to be seen. In short, Tesco is an evil empire; cheap prices now in order to achieve a monopoly later, mind control employed in stores to gain an average per-customer take of at least £30 per visit, and the aim of putting everyone else from small traders to supermarket competitors out of business.

urban"Every little helps!" - Tesco slogan

urbanBritish supermarket chain that has recently shaken off its' pikey image. Spends a lot on advertising and is now the biggest chain in the UK.

urbanLet's all go to tesco's where michael buys his best clothes.

urban1. A popular and almost ubiquitous supermarket chain in Britain. 2. A form of dance music influenced by both Techno and Disco. The name is a portmanteau of these two names (Techno + Disco = Tesco)

urban1. I'm going to Tesco to buy some milk. 2. I'm listening to some good ol' Tesco.

urbanUseless object that someone has bought, you then say to them that it is tesco's. Also referred to anyone with bad internet connection or moble network.


Songs about Tesco:

songs24 Hour Tesco - When Are You Open by Steve Penk from the Album Essential Windups Volume 1

songsAsbestos Tescos by Gwacamoli from the Album Y Dderwen Bop

songsBice Mi Tesco by Funky G from the Album Funky G

songsBlow Tescos by Inkrument from the Album Rrrare

songsBomb Tesco by Dizraeli from the Album Engurland (City Shanties)

songsThe Devil Went to Tesco by Walking Wounded from the Album It's Just the Way It Is

songsGirl Down Tescos by The Fire Thieves from the Album Back to Stereo


Books about Tesco:

booksScoring Points: How Tesco Continues to Win Customer Loyalty by Clive Humby, Terry Hunt and Tim Phillips (Sep 1, 2008)

booksScoring Points: How Tesco is Winning Customer Loyalty by Clive Humby, Terry Hunt and Tim Phillips (Mar 2004)

booksTesco's Supply Chain: Using Loyalty, Simplicity and Lean to Drive Growth by Barry Evans and Robert Mason (Mar 28, 2015)

booksTESCO- The Regime (Entertaining Articles Book 7) by James Myles (Mar 14, 2012)

booksSheriff of Tesco by Roger Busby (Oct 7, 2014)

booksLove, Sex and Tesco's Finest Cava by Steve Carter and Julie Holland (Feb 21, 2013)

booksMother Goose Box Set Tesco Excl


Movies about Tesco:

moviesElliot Moose - El Tesco 2010 NR - Runtime: 1 hr 5 mins Starring: Not applicable Directed by: Not applicable


Wiki information Tesco:

Tesco PLC
Retail, Employer, Ranked item, Organization, Business Operation, Website Owner, Issuer, Asset Owner, Architectural structure owner

Tesco PLC is a multinational grocery and general merchandise retailer headquartered in Cheshunt, Hertfordshire, England, United Kingdom. After Walmart, it is the second-largest retailer in the world measured by profits and second-largest retailer in...

Tesco Bank
Financial Services Business, Organization, Business Operation, Asset, Employer

Tesco Bank is a retail bank in the United Kingdom which was formed in 1997, and which has been wholly owned by Tesco PLC since 2008. The Bank was originally formed as part of a 50:50 joint venture between The Royal Bank of Scotland and Tesco, the...