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Definition funny of Telescope:
One of many euphemistic terms for a penis. Most famously used in this context in the Big Bang Theory episode, "The Boyfriend Complexity." In that episode, Howard and Raj accidentally kissed each other in the control room for a telescope. The next day, when Leonard casually asked Howard and Raj what had happened, both of them freaked out, even though Leonard hadn't heard about the kiss.
(FROM THE BIG BANG THEORY) *Sheldon and Leonard are at the table in the cafeteria. Raj joins them.* LEONARD: Oh, how'd it go last night? RAJ: Oh, you know, same old same old. Looked through a telescope, saw some stars, big move. LEONARD: Really? You waited months for a time with that telescope. What happened? RAJ: Why? You writing a book? SHELDON: I'm going to propose a hypothesis. Last night, Raj accidentally made contact with an alien civilization, and has been ordered by the United States government to keep it a secret. RAJ: Nothing happened! Can we please just change the subject?! SHELDON: That sounds rehearsed. We are not alone. *Howard walks over to the table.* HOWARD: Hey. LEONARD: Hey. SHELDON: Hello. HOWARD: Hey. RAJ: Hey. LEONARD: You get to play with Raj's big telescope last night? *Howard and Raj both react with shock.* HOWARD: Where'd that come from?! RAJ: He never touched my telescope!! HOWARD: Way to go shutting up! RAJ: I did shut up, now you shut up! HOWARD: Fine! RAJ: Thank you! RAJ: I can't believe you didn't call me this morning.
A great instrument used to spy on sexy ladies getting dressed.
Try watching a sexy girl get dressed with a telescope.
Putting your eye to the end of a penis as the guy cums into your eye and you keep it there until it goes soft.
Jane saw that Ben was hard and said "do you want to telescope", Ben unzipped his trousers.
Putting a glass cup, preferably clear, up a girls vagina or ass, and using the bottom of the cup to magnify the inside of the vagina or ass.
Songs about Telescope:
Telescope (Radio Mix) [feat. Hayden Panettiere] by Nashville Cast from the Album The Music Of Nashville Original Soundtrack [+digital booklet]
Telescope by Cage The Elephant from the Album Melophobia
Telescope by Nashville Cast from the Album Telescope
Telescope [feat. Lennon & Maisy] by Nashville Cast from the Album The Music Of Nashville Original Soundtrack [+digital booklet]
Telescope by Starset from the Album Transmissions [+video]
Telescope [feat. Hayden Panettiere] by Nashville Cast from the Album Hayden Panettiere As Juliette Barnes, Season 1
Telescope (Radio Mix) by Nashville Cast from the Album Telescope (Radio Mix)
Books about Telescope:
The Telescope: A Short History by Richard Dunn (Nov 1, 2011)
Sky & Telescope's Pocket Sky Atlas by Roger W. Sinnott (Mar 30, 2006)
Turn Left at Orion: Hundreds of Night Sky Objects to See in a Home Telescope - and How to Find Them by Guy Consolmagno and Dan M. Davis (Nov 14, 2011)
50 Things To See With A Small Telescope by John A Read (May 19, 2013)
Binocular Highlights: 99 Celestial Sights for Binocular Users (Sky & Telescope Stargazing) by Gary Seronik (May 1, 2007)
The Heavens Proclaim His Glory: A Spectacular View of Creation Through the Lens of the NASA Hubble Telescope by Thomas Nelson (Sep 7, 2010)
Space 2015 Calendar: Views from the Hubble Telescope by Scientific American (Jul 15, 2014)
Movies about Telescope:
400 Years of the Telescope 2010 TV-G CC - Runtime: 57 mins Directed by: Kris Koenig
The Visible Universe: A Visual Journey Through Space and Back in Time. NASA - Hubble Space Telescope 2011 NR - Runtime: 44 mins Directed by: David Alexander DeMarcos
CORNER GAS: SEASON 3 2008 NR - Runtime: 8 hrs 15 mins Starring: VARIOUS
400 Years of the Telescope 2009 NR - Runtime: 1 hr Starring: Neil deGrasse Tyson Directed by: Kris Koenig
Nova: Telescope - Hunting the Edge of Space 2010 NR - Runtime: 2 hrs Starring: n/a Directed by: n/a
Observatories Stonehenge to the Hubble Telescope 1997 Unrated - Runtime: 50 mins
Spitzer Space Telescope -
Wiki information Telescope:
A telescope is an instrument that aids in the observation of remote objects by collecting electromagnetic radiation. The first known practical telescopes were invented in the Netherlands at the beginning of the 17th century, using glass lenses. They...
A refracting or refractor telescope is a type of optical telescope that uses a lens as its objective to form an image. The refracting telescope design was originally used in spy glasses and astronomical telescopes but is also used for long focus...