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Definition funny of Tapir:

urbanA sexual move where during an anulingus, a woman will suck out the contents of a man's anus much like the eating ritual of a tapir.

urban- Bro, I hooked up with this nasty chick last night - What happened? - She gave me a full tapir - At least you saved some toilet paper

urbanUsed to discribe a Jew usually with a large nose or any Jewish person.

urbanMy cousin, Richard is half-Jewish. He has such a big nose I also call him a tapir.

urbanAlthough often mistaken for pigs, ant eaters, or aardvarks, the tapir is most closely related to the primitive horse. The tapir is the largest member of the odd toed ungulate family. It has four hooves on its front feet, and three hooves on its rear feet. It may appear sluggish, but it can crash through brush at nearly 30 miles per hour. It mates underwater and has a gestation period of over 300 days. It's habitat is rapidly diminishing and tapirs are nearing exticntion. In rare cases tapirs have been observed belching large flames nearly 14 feet to fend off predators. They sure is some crazy niggas.

urbanLook over there, a tapir is feeding on eucalyptus.

urbanalso known as a callum, usually for its large, unsightly teeth

songs

Songs about Tapir:

songsTapir Tango by Hatchback from the Album Zeus & Apollo

songsTapir Hunt (Score) by James Horner from the Album Apocalypto (Score)

songsAquamech (Tapir No Snare Remix) by Sinistarr from the Album Aquamech

songsDa sprach der kleine Tapir by Die Dschungelkids from the Album Im Dschungel ist die Party los - 14 lustige Hits für Kids

songsEl Tapir by Michael Leonhart from the Album Glub Glub vol. 11

songsEl Tapir by Michael Leonhart from the Album Glub Glub vol. 11

songsFunky Life (Skit Tapir Se Vratio) by Juice from the Album Brate Minli

books

Books about Tapir:

booksTapir Blank Book Journal: 100 pages, 6 x 9", lined by Reissa Roni (Nov 18, 2013)

booksThe Tapir Scientist: Saving South America's Largest Mammal (Scientists in the Field Series) by Sy Montgomery and Nic Bishop (Jul 23, 2013)

booksThe Tapir's Morning Bath: Solving the Mysteries of the Tropical Rain Forest by Elizabeth Royte (Nov 4, 2002)

booksDiego Saves the Tapir by Christine Ricci (2006)

booksTapir: Picture Book (Educational Children's Books Collection) - Level 2 (Planet Collection 127) by Planet Collection (Aug 22, 2012)

booksSouth American Tapirs (Jungle Babies of the Amazon Rain Forest) by Rachel Lynette (Jan 1, 2013)

booksChildren's Books:What's Up With the Tapir! by Alvina Halperin (Jun 8, 2014)

wiki

Wiki information Tapir:

Tapir
Animal, Organism Classification

A tapir is a large herbivorous mammal, similar in shape to a pig, with a short, prehensile snout. Tapirs inhabit jungle and forest regions of South America, Central America, and Southeast Asia. The five extant species of tapirs are the Brazilian...

Malayan tapir
Biological Species, Organism Classification

The Malayan tapir, also called the Asian tapir, is the largest of the five species of tapir and the only one native to Asia. The scientific name refers to the East Indies, the species' natural habitat. In the Malay language, the tapir is commonly...