urban

Definition funny of Software:

urbanThe parts of a computer that can't be kicked, but ironicly deserve it most.

urban"Fucking Windows is the crappiest piece of software ever created!"

urban(a) Something made in India and exported to the world. (b) Something soon to be made in China and exported to the world. (c) Like sex. Lots of people do it badly, a few do okay, and a precious few do it really really well. (d) The difference between a pile of plastic, glass, metal, and silicon, and a computer, okay? (e) The instructions that tell a computer what to do. Software is typically written by humans, although machine written software is becoming more common (yes, it now reproduces). Humans write software in "languages" like C# and BASIC. A few crusty old guys (and a few maniacal young guys) still write Assembly code but they are on the fringes of a fringe culture so we can ignore them. Anyway, these languages are an intermediary between normal human languages (e.g. French) and machine language that the computer can actually execute. So there's this other software called a compiler that converts the C# into machine language. And if you know enough to know that's not really true, then you really shouldn't be reading this, should you? I could have chosen 'C' but I didn't so shut up. (f) You can get it from a CD, a DVD, the web, a floppy disk, a jump drive, or from a street vendor in China for $0.50 (g) Jobs in software? See (a) and (b). (h) Okay, BASIC is not technically a language. But you can still write software in BASIC and it won't necessarily be complete crap. Really.

urbanWhen you flip the ON switch, the computer doesn't know if it's supposed to start the engine on your Volkswagon or start surfing the web. Then the software boots and it knows what the hell it should do.

urbanA static description of a dynamic process in the form of a stored program used to solve a problem on a machine.

urbanYou are writing software to wash your dishes? what is sofware?

urbanPertaining to the female anatomy - Breasts, or boobs. As used in Short Circuit when Johnny #5 sees Stephanie in the bath.

songs

Songs about Software:

songsBeep (Version 3) [Interface Multimedia Software Computer Game Beeps Beeping Button Noise Clip] [Sound Effect] by Finnolia Sound Effects from the Album Beep Sound Effects

songsBeep (Version 2) [Interface Multimedia Software Computer Game Beeps Beeping Button Noise Clip] [Sound Effect] by Finnolia Sound Effects from the Album Beep Sound Effects

songsBeep Short (Version 6) [Interface Multimedia Software Computer Game Beeps Beeping Button Noise Clip] [Sound Effect... by Finnolia Sound Effects from the Album Beep Sound Effects

songsBeep Short (Version 5) [Interface Multimedia Software Computer Game Beeps Beeping Button Noise Clip] [Sound Effect... by Finnolia Sound Effects from the Album Beep Sound Effects

songsBeep Long (Version 1) [Interface Multimedia Software Computer Game Beeps Beeping Button Noise Clip] [Sound Effect... by Finnolia Sound Effects from the Album Beep Sound Effects

songsMovin' Thru Your System (Slacker Software System Remix) by Jark Prongo from the Album Movin' Thru Your System

songsBeep (Version 1) [Interface Multimedia Software Computer Game Beeps Beeping Button Noise Clip] [Sound Effect] by Finnolia Sound Effects from the Album Beep Sound Effects

books

Books about Software:

booksA Software Engineer Learns HTML5, JavaScript and jQuery by Dane Cameron (Nov 25, 2013)

booksSoftware by Rudy Rucker (Oct 1, 1987)

booksQuicken WillMaker Plus 2015 Edition: Book & Software Kit by Editors of Nolo (Oct 31, 2014)

booksThe Imaginary App (Software Studies) by Paul D. Miller and Svitlana Matviyenko (Aug 29, 2014)

booksSoftware Architecture, Data Structures, Algorithms, Programming and Testing Questions and Answers by Suresh Basandra (Jun 6, 2014)

booksSoftware Engineering (9th Edition) by Ian Sommerville (Mar 13, 2010)

booksjQuery, JavaScript, and HTML5: A Simple Start to jQuery, JavaScript, and HTML5 (Written by a Software Engineer... by Scott Sanderson, jQuery, Javascript and HTML5 Professional Group (Jul 28, 2014)

movies

Movies about Software:

moviesBiography - Bill Gates: Sultan of Software 2004 NR - Runtime: 1 hr 40 mins Starring: Bill Gates

moviesHistory of BSD Software 2011 NR - Runtime: 4 hrs 4 mins Starring: Marshall Kirk McKusick Directed by: Unavailable

moviesLearn Arabic Arabian Sinbad Treasure Chest - Learn Arabic Complete Set for Children Includes; DVDs, Audio CDs,... 2011 -

moviesCarleton H Sheets Investor's Edge Course. 7 DVDs, 12 Audio CDs: No Down Payment, Software: Real Estate ToolKit... -

moviesUsing GoPro Studio 2 Software by QuickPro Camera Guides 2014 - Runtime: 57 mins Starring: Todd Hansen Directed by: Alexis Miller

moviesElectronic Health Records and Medical Billing Software Simplified - The Before, During and After Practice Workflow... 2013 - Runtime: 1 hr 30 mins Starring: Nitin Chhoda

moviesSpeak Mandarin Chinese 101 DVD with SpeakMore Chinese Software 2006 - Runtime: 1 hr 35 mins Starring: Native Chinese Speakers Directed by: Joe Mefford

wiki

Wiki information Software:

Software
Industry, Broadcast Genre, Organization, Organization sector, Literature Subject, Type/domain equivalent topic, Competitive Space, Software Genre, Quotation Subject, Media genre

Computer software, or simply software is any set of machine-readable instructions that directs a computer's processor to perform specific operations. Computer software contrasts with computer hardware, which is the physical component of computers....

Software as a service
Industry, Consumer product, Organization sector, Competitive Space, Website Category, Software License, Software Genre, Organization type

Software as a service is a software licensing and delivery model in which software is licensed on a subscription basis and is centrally hosted. It is sometimes referred to as "on-demand software". SaaS is typically accessed by users using a thin...