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Definition funny of Soccer:

urbanThe world's most popular sport

urbanA game in which you actually have to be able to run for at least 90 minutes straight (unlike 'American Football' where they stop 'playing' every 2 minutes). It involves speed, strength, skill as well as a shit load of practice and dedication. If you've never played it and you're bashing it anyway, get the fuck off your ass and try to do anything close to what the professionals can do. It's harder than it looks, jackass.

urbanLazy fuck: Hey look at me, I'm a lazy fuck that has nothing better to do than sit on my ass and make fun of things I know nothing about! Soccer player: *Punches lazy fuck in the face*

urbanThe world's best sport. To the american football fans that bash it saying it involves no skill, try the following: 1. Put a ball in the upper corner with 5 men blocking your way 2. Drible 3 players without getting the ball stolen 3. Keep the ball in the air for 10 minutes straight without using your hands. When you can acheive it, then tell me soccer needs no skill. About you saying it's a "pussy" sport, there are soccer players that play with broken hands and/or fingers (because it is FOOTball), you can badly damage your knee, legs, ankles, etc because you only use shin protection.

urbanSoccer pwns american football

urbanThe most criticized sport in the United States because of "low scoring, no contact, look gay, fags, blah blah".. when actually its the best sport in the world. It is normally dissed by American Football players that feel they are "men" because they wear a shitload of pads and run for 5 seconds at a time. Most of the time, the hot ladies end up with a soccer player.

songs

Songs about Soccer:

songsRun (Soccer Mates Edit) by Fanboy from the Album Football World Hits 2010 - The Cup Of Soccer Life South Africa Edition

songsSoccer Practice by Jonny McGovern from the Album Dirty Gay Hits

songsOle Ole Olé Chant Soccer, Futbol Stadium World Cup Song (feat. Futbol Soccer World Cup Chant) by Ole Ole Ole from the Album Ole Ole Olé Chant Soccer, Futbol Stadium World Cup Song (feat. Futbol Soccer World Cup Chant)

songsOle Ole Olé Brazilian Samba Chant Soccer, Fútbol Stadium World Cup Song (feat. Futbol Soccer Chant Ole) by Ole Ole Ole from the Album Ole Ole Olé Brazilian Samba Chant Soccer, Fútbol Stadium World Cup Song (feat. Futbol Soccer Chant Ole)

songsOle Ole Olé Soccer Chant DJ Dance Remix, Futbol Stadium Song (feat. DJ Party Tracks) by Ole Ole Ole from the Album Ole Ole Olé Soccer Chant DJ Dance Remix, Futbol Stadium Song (feat. DJ Party Tracks)

songsVolvo Driving Soccer Mom (2004 Digital Remaster) by Everclear from the Album Ten Years Gone The Best Of Everclear 1994-2004

songsI Believe We Will Win, Soccer Team U.S.A by Soccer Chant U.S.A from the Album I Believe We Will Win, Soccer Team U.S.A

books

Books about Soccer:

booksSoccer IQ: Things That Smart Players Do, Vol. 1 by Dan Blank (Jun 5, 2012)

booksSoccer: The Ultimate Guide to Mastering Soccer for Life! (soccer tips, soccer coaching, soccer drills, soccer... by David Angelino and Soccer (Oct 8, 2014)

booksSoccer Sam (Step into Reading, Step 4) by Jean Marzollo (Apr 12, 1987)

booksSoccer iQ - Vol. 2: More of What Smart Players Do (Volume 2) by Dan Blank (Apr 8, 2014)

booksFor Soccer-Crazy Girls Only by Erin Downing (Sep 16, 2014)

booksSoccer: The World's Most Popular Game (Learning is Awesome Kids Series! Book 34) by Nathaniel L. Hannon (Sep 18, 2014)

booksSoccer Tough: Simple Football Psychology Techniques to Improve Your Game by Dan Abrahams (Aug 1, 2012)

movies

Movies about Soccer:

moviesWild Soccer Bunch 2011 NR CC - Runtime: 1 hr 26 mins Starring: Jimi Blue Ochsenknecht, et al. Directed by: Joachim Masannek

moviesPele: 'The King of Soccer' 2013 NR CC - Runtime: 49 mins Directed by: Janson Media

moviesFootball Follies - Soccer Moments 2013 NR - Runtime: 51 mins Directed by: Unavailable

moviesDora's Super Soccer Showdown 2014 G CC - Runtime: 1 hr 9 mins Starring: Fatima Ptacek, Koda Gursoy, et al. Directed by: George Chialtas, Allan Jacobsen, et al.

moviesSoccer Fast Footwork Drills 2008 NR CC - Runtime: 38 mins Directed by: VideosForCoaches.com

moviesShaolin Soccer (English Subtitled) 2013 PG-13 - Runtime: 1 hr 28 mins Starring: Ng Man Tat, Vicki Zhao, et al. Directed by: Stephen Chow

moviesAdvanced Soccer Drills 2008 NR CC - Runtime: 38 mins Directed by: VideosForCoaches.com

wiki

Wiki information Soccer:

Football
Interest, Literature Subject, Sports Team, Media genre, Hobby, Comic Book Genre, School sports team, Olympic participating country, Periodical Subject, Film subject

Association football, more commonly known as football or soccer, is a sport played between two teams of eleven players with a spherical ball. It is played by 250 million players in over 200 countries, making it the world's most popular sport. The...

United States men's national soccer team
Football team, Competitor, Award Winner, Award Nominee, Sports Team

The United States men's national soccer team, often referred to as the USMNT, represents the United States in international soccer. It is controlled by the United States Soccer Federation and competes in CONCACAF. The team has appeared in the last...