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Numerology information Snooki:
Name Number: 2 Meaning: Partnership, Sense, Other, Passive, Assistance, Acceptance, Intimacy, Peace
Definition funny of Snooki:
n: extra large oompa-loompa that's easier to get on than facebook
Tom: You hear about Megan Jim: Yeah, she went to the bar and got seven guys Tom: What a Snooki
v. (trans) 1. to be punched in the face.
"Did you see that guy on 'Jersey Shore'; he totally snookied that bitch?"
A mysterious creature long thought to be extinct until December of 2009. The Snooki is now very famous, but no one has any idea why. The wild Snooki is somewhere between 4-5 feet tall with dark orange skin and hair that is poofed up at the top, and speaks in incoherent gibberish. The Snooki has been spotted in seaside heights, New Jersey, Miami, Florida, and Florence Italy. While the origins of the Snooki are unknown, it claims to be of Italian descent and from New Jersey, but it is most likely of Mexican descent (this may explain the fabled chupacabra) and from New York. The wild Snooki is predatory in nature and ususlly hunts at sleazy night clubs that are overpopulated by spiky-haired, Ed Hardy wearing douchebags. The wild Snooki's preferred method of killing it's prey is to rape males(a ritual which it calls smush -smush), using it's myriad of STDs to kill them. The Snooki's diet is made up almost entirely of alcohol and semen. If attacked by a Snooki, the most effective way of getting rid of it is to punch it in the face. Recently, a creature thought to be related to the Snooki has been discovered, called the Deena. The Deena is similar to the Snooki in height and appearance,as well as mating and hunting rituals, except it's face resembles a gremlin and is known to perform "smush-smush" on both men and women. The most accepted theory on the origin of the Deena is that a Snooki will transform into a Deena either when it gets wet or is fed after midnight.
Ex 1:Sizzler owner: you gotta see this, this thing destroyed my restaurant! Randy Marsh: What the hell is it? Sizzler owner: They call it a Snooki, it's very famous. Randy Marsh: Why? Sizzler owner: I don't know!!! Snooki: Snooki want smush-smush! Mr. Stotch(Butters' dad): It's raping me!!! Randy Marsh: Shoot it!!! (guy shoots at Snooki with shotgun and misses) (Snooki jumps out window) Ex2: Kyle: What's that behind you? Cartman: Nice try Kyle. Kyle: No seriously, what is that?! (Cartman turns around) Cartman:Dude, What The Fuck Is That?! Snooki: Snooki want smush-smush!!! Cartman: GET IT OFF OF ME, IT'S RAPING ME!!! Kyle: Oh god, guys get the hell out of here! Stan: Why? Kyle: Just get the hell out of here! (Kyle transforms into Jersey alter-ego, Kylie-B) Kylie-B: Get the fuck out of here ya piece of gahbage! Snooki: (incoherent gibberish) Kylie-B: You're muff cabbage! You got cabbage on your muff! Snooki: (more incoherent gibberish) (Kylie-B punches Snooki in the face) (Snooki runs out crying) Ex3: Mysterious Chinese Man: Remember, do not get your Snooki wet or feed it after midnight, unless you want it to turn into a Deena.
(n) A stumpy and incredibly wide piece of orange colored feces, with one end tapered off to form a small round nodule.
Songs about Snooki:
Dinner With Snooki by Skip The Foreplay from the Album Nightlife
Snooki by Dave & Jimmy from the Album This Is the Best We Could Do
Snooki Want Smoosh Smoosh [Explicit] by Cynikal Productions from the Album Snooki Want Smoosh Smoosh [Explicit]
The Ballad of Sam Snooki by Driftwood from the Album A Rock & Roll Heart
Bin Laden, Snooki And Asteroids by Marc Unger from the Album Dirty Truth
I Want A Girl Like Snooki [Explicit] by LukeVonDuke from the Album Deal With It... [Explicit]
Jesus V. Snooki by Kevin Burke from the Album Katie's Blog
Books about Snooki:
Snooki - The Biography of MTV's Jersey Shore Star Nicole Polizzi by Carmen King (Mar 5, 2012)
The Anthology of Really Important Modern Poetry: Timeless Poems by Snooki, John Boehner, Kanye West, and Other... by Kathryn Petras and Ross Petras (Mar 27, 2012)
Snooki Williams Unauthorized & Uncensored (All Ages Deluxe Edition with Videos) by R.B. Grimm (Feb 6, 2014)
Snooki In Wonderland: The Improved Classic by Phil Edwards, Lewis Carroll and John Tenniel (Feb 19, 2011)
Snooki and Zen - Meditations from the Jersey Shore by Zenonymous (Feb 8, 2011)
Snooki 2013 Wall (calendar) by Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi (Aug 15, 2012)
by Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi (Author)A Shore Thing [Hardcover] by Nicole Snooki Polizzi (Author) (2011)
Movies about Snooki:
Snooki & Jwoww Season 3 [HD] 2013 TV-14 CC -
Snooki & Jwoww Season 1 [HD] 2012 TV-14 CC -
Snooki & Jwoww Season 2 [HD] 2013 TV-14 CC -
Snooki & JWoww, Season 3 - Runtime: 5 hrs 8 mins Starring: Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, et al.
Snooki & JWOWW: Season 2 2013 NR - Runtime: 4 hrs 54 mins Starring: Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, et al.
Snooki & JWOWW: Season 1 2012 NR - Runtime: 5 hrs 35 mins Starring: Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, et al.
Wiki information Snooki:
Nicole Elizabeth "Snooki" Polizzi is an American reality television personality and dancer who is best known for being a cast member of the MTV reality show Jersey Shore and currently stars in Snooki & Jwoww. Since the show's debut in 2009, Polizzi...
Snooki & Jwoww is an American reality television series on MTV starring Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi and Jennifer "JWoww" Farley. It is the second of two spin-offs of Jersey Shore, on which both Polizzi and Farley previously gained fame as cast members....