Definition funny of Skyrim:

urbanA highly effective form of birth control made public on Nov. 11, 2011. Despite its recent release, it is believed to be incredibly effective for periods lasting a week to 2 months once administered. Pharmaceutical company Bethesda is currently working on supplements to accompany this drug but no release dates have been set yet. As it is still a new product its long-term effects have yet to be determined, though it is believed to not be as potent as WoW or other substances within the MMO class of drugs. The FDA warns that this is a Schedule II drug, indicating a very high chance of addiction if not carefully monitored and regulated. Symptoms of overdose and addiction include loss of appetite, insomnia, sudden weight gain or loss, dimensia, a constant desire for more dragon souls, and the singing of Harry Partridge's associated songs.

urbanBilly and Cathy haven't had sex since Skyrim came out because one of them is playing it at any given moment.

urbanSkyrim (n) The fifth game in the Elder Scrolls series, and arguably the best game in the history of mankind. By purchasing this game, you have sold your soul to Bethesda Softworks--which is a pretty even trade-off, actually. Once you start this game--assuming your computer/Xbox 360/PS3 doesn't burst into flames of righteous fury due to it's lack of uberness-- you will not be seeing the sun for a while. Side effects include: Weight loss, paleness of skin, weight gain, reluctance to leave your chair, death, peeing in a bottle, ordering pizza every night because you can't stop playing long enough to make some food, loss of the ability to distinguish between fantasy and reality. Loss of Girlfriend.

urbanGuy: I hear the end of the world will be in 2012. Me: At least I get a year to play Skyrim. Guy: It's also supposed to end on October 21st. Me: Then I'll die playing Skyrim. I used to have a girlfriend. Then I found out Skyrim was coming out.

urbanThe 5th chapter of the Elder Scrolls series, release date of 11.11.11. All other developers should just take a break for 2011 because everyone will be too busy saving money and nerdgasming to worry about any other game. I have seen the gates of 2011, beyond which no waking eye may see... behold, in November, a GOTY sweeps the land...


urbana massive orgasm that is 300 hours long but takes many years to come


Songs about Skyrim:

songsSkyrim (Main Theme) by Peter Hollens feat. Lindsey Stirling from the Album Peter Hollens [+digital booklet]

songsSkyrim - "Dragonborn Theme" by Video Games Live from the Album Level 3

songsElder Scrolls - Skyrim: Far Horizons by London Philharmonic Orchestra and Andrew Skeet from the Album The Greatest Video Game Music 2

songsSkyrim (Main Theme) by Peter Hollens feat. Lindsey Stirling from the Album Skyrim (Main Theme)

songsSkyrim Main Theme (Dragonborn) by Camille and Kennerly from the Album Skyrim Main Theme (Dragonborn)

songsSkyrim Theme by Taylor Davis from the Album Gaming Fantasy

songsThe Elder Scrolls: Skyrim / Oblivion Remix by Andreas Scherren from the Album The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim / Oblivion Remix


Books about Skyrim:

booksElder Scrolls V: Skyrim Legendary Standard Edition: Prima Official Game Guide (Prima Official Game Guides) by David Hodgson (Jun 4, 2013)

booksSkyrim Elder Scrolls Comics by BFT Books (Sep 15, 2014)

booksThe Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Hardcover Ruled Journal (Large) by Insight Editions (Oct 21, 2014)

booksElder Scrolls V: Skyrim: Prima Official Game Guide by David Hodgson (Nov 11, 2011)

booksThe Elder Scrolls 5 Skyrim - Cheats, Cheat Codes, All Locations - Unique Armor, Standing Stone, Skill Trainer,... by Shafi Choudhuryq (Sep 21, 2014)

booksThe Elder Scrolls V Skyrim: Strategy Guide by Seb Hayes (Jul 4, 2014)

booksElder Scrolls V: Skyrim Revised & Expanded: Prima Official Game Guide by David Hodgson and Steve Cornett (Sep 20, 2012)


Wiki information Skyrim:

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
Action role-playing Video Game, Award-Nominated Work, Award-Winning Work, Video game

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim is an action role-playing video game developed by Bethesda Game Studios and published by Bethesda Softworks. It is the fifth installment in The Elder Scrolls action role-playing video game series, following The Elder...

Award-Winning Work, Award-Nominated Work, Video Game Expansion, Video game

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim – Dawnguard is the first official downloadable content add-on for the action role-playing open world video game The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. The game was developed by Bethesda Game Studios and published by Bethesda...


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