Definition funny of Shimkus:

urbanShimkus: a right wing conservative christian whose IQ lies between 45 and 59. Slightly stupider than a retard (60-69) but still smarter than an idiot (below 45).

urbanAs in, Illinois Representative John Shimkus, is a shimkus.

urbanThe sexual act of an old man getting his "pipe" cleaned by a much younger, more attractive and typically blonde female while watching The Daily Show and The Colbert Report. Usually followed by a tweet. Considered statutory rape in other countries.

urban1) Hugh Hefner gets a shimkus every Monday to Thursday, but only regular sex when The Daily show and The Colbert Report go on hiatus, which is considerably more sex then either correspondent will have in a lifetime. 2) You're move Stephen.

urban(v) to reverse cause and effect in order to create confusion in the subject being interrogated.

urban"Do you believe that as costs go up, supply goes down?" --John Shimkus(R), Illinois to Lisa Jackson, US EPA Administrator, on 2/9/11 in a congressional forum. To which she replied, “It depends on the elasticity of the cost curve.”


Songs about Shimkus:

songs6 Romances, Op. 4: No. 3. In the Silence of the Mysterious Night (Arr. Vestard Shimkus) by Vestard Shimkus from the Album Rachmaninoff: Piano Sonata No. 2, Variations on a Theme of Chopin & Preludes

songsTristan und Isolde, Act III: Mild und leise wie er lachelt, "Liebestod" (arr. V. Shimkus for piano) by Vestard Shimkus from the Album Wagner Idyll


Books about Shimkus:

booksIllinois Rep. Shimkus' Bible messages raise concerns.(PEOPLE & EVENTS)(John Shimkus): An article from: Church... by Unavailable (Jan 14, 2011)

booksCine-Revue (19 Fevrier February 1970): Le Magazine De l'Homme et De La Femme Modernes (Joanna Shimkus Cover Photograph... by J.V. (Directeur-Redacteur En Chef) and J. Leempoel (Administrateur-Delegue) Cottom (1970)

booksKeyboard Sonatas NOS.16-27 / VESTARD SHIMKUS by ANTONIO SOLER [Korean Imported] (2012) by ANTONIO SOLER (0100)


Movies about Shimkus:

moviesHO! Region 2 - PAL - Jean-Paul Belmondo ; Joanna Shimkus -


Wiki information Shimkus:

John Shimkus
U.S. Congressperson, Person, Social network user, Politician, Military Person, Employer

John Mondy Shimkus is the U.S. Representative for Illinois's 15th congressional district, since 1997. He is a member of the Republican Party. The district was numbered as the 20th from 1997 to 2003 and the 19th from 2003 to 2013. The district...

Joanna Shimkus
Actor, Film actor, Musical Artist, Person, TV Actor

Joanna Shimkus, Lady Poitier, is a former Canadian actress and is married to Bahamian-American actor and diplomat Sidney Poitier.