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Definition funny of Server:

urban1. A program which provides some service to other (client) programs. The connection between client and server is normally by means of message passing, often over a network, and uses some protocol to encode the client's requests and the server's responses. The server may run continuously (as a daemon), waiting for requests to arrive or it may be invoked by some higher level daemon which controls a number of specific servers (inetd on Unix). There are many servers associated with the Internet, such as those for Network File System, Network Information Service (NIS), Domain Name System (DNS), FTP, news, finger, Network Time Protocol. On Unix, a long list can be found in /etc/services or in the NIS database "services". See client-server. 2. A computer which provides some service for other computers connected to it via a network. The most common example is a file server which has a local disk and services requests from remote clients to read and write files on that disk, often using Sun's Network File System (NFS) protocol or Novell Netware on IBM PCs.

urbanAll information accessible via the Internet is stored on one of several different types of a server.

urbanThe politically correct word for waiter/ waitress, which is a very high stress job that usually pays under $3 and hour. Commonly confused by people who assume server can also mean; servant, maid, lesser being, jester, water bearer, slave, and sometimes even a dog. That is a common misconception.

urbanSever- I fucking quit this shithole of a job. Manager of Chili's- What's wrong? Sever- Fucking table 22 thinks I'm here to wait on them hand and foot and asks for 1 new thing every time i pass their table instead of all at once when I ask them if they need anything else. 33 thinks for some odd reason their 2 year old should be allowed to pour out all the sugar and then draw on it. Aaron's table 45 wants me to get refills for them because their server sucks, and some A-hole at 11 just snapped at me like I am his German Sheppard. Fuck You, Fuck Them, I quit.

urbanPerson who takes your order and brings you food at a restaurant.

urbanKelly is an actress but she also works as a server at California Pizza Kitchen to pay her rent.

urbanthe politically correct form of 'waiter'\'waitress'

songs

Songs about Server:

songsServer (MineCraft Parody) by Jamie Warnock from the Album Server (MineCraft Parody)

songsThe Servers Are Down (Deluxe Dubstep Remix) [Explicit] by Wtfbrahh from the Album The Servers Are Down (Deluxe Dubstep Remix) [Explicit]

songsThe August Waste Minecraft Server Trailer (feat. Hexorcism) by Jason from the Album Soundtracks

songsThe Server [Explicit] by E-40 from the Album Revenue Retrievin': Day Shift & Night Shift (The 42 Trax Deluxe Pack) [Explicit]

songsThe Server [Explicit] by E-40 from the Album Revenue Retrievin': Night Shift [Explicit]

songsThe Server by E-40 from the Album The Server

songsGotta Server Somebody by Three Bridges from the Album Another Blessing

books

Books about Server:

booksSQL: Learn SQL DataBase Programming in 24 hours Or Less!: (SQL, sql server, server, server 2012, Programming,... by AZ Elite Publishing, David Lars and SQL (Oct 14, 2014)

booksUsing OS X Yosemite Server at Home by Terry Walsh (Oct 20, 2014)

booksMastering Windows Server 2012 R2 by Mark Minasi, Kevin Greene, Christian Booth and Robert Butler (Dec 23, 2013)

booksTraining Kit (Exam 70-461) Querying Microsoft SQL Server 2012 (MCSA) (Microsoft Press Training Kit) by Dejan Sarka, Itzik Ben-Gan and Ron Talmage (Dec 25, 2012)

booksTraining Guide Installing and Configuring Windows Server 2012 R2 (MCSA) (Microsoft Press Training Guide) by Mitch Tulloch (May 4, 2014)

booksMicrosoft SQL Server 2014 Query Tuning & Optimization by Benjamin Nevarez (Oct 7, 2014)

booksProfessional Microsoft SQL Server 2014 Administration by Adam Jorgensen, Bradley Ball, Steven Wort and Ross LoForte (Sep 9, 2014)

movies

Movies about Server:

moviesSQL Server 2012 SELECT Statement 2013 NR - Runtime: 4 hrs 27 mins Directed by: Unavailable

moviesHow To Take The Pain Out Of Configuring, Installing, And Using Movable Type On Your Server: Easy Step-By-Step... 2009 NR - Runtime: 1 hr 47 mins Directed by: Randall Magwood

moviesSERVER 2008 NR - Runtime: 19 mins Starring: Brian Biggie, Terlonzo Amos, et al. Directed by: Patrick Gordon

moviesThe Perfect Server: Create a Waitstaff that Dazzles, Delights, and Delivers Results 2007 NR - Runtime: 1 hr 34 mins Starring: Various Directed by: Jumby Bay Studios

moviesAn Introduction to Computer Networking and the Internet with Practical Engineering Examples, and an Internet Server... 2005 - Runtime: 28 mins Starring: Paul G Ranky and PhD Directed by: PhD and Paul G. Ranky

moviesSERVER 2008 - Runtime: 18 mins Starring: Brian Biggie, Terlonzo Amos, et al. Directed by: Patrick Gordon

moviesSERVER SUNDARAM TAMIL DVD FULLY BOXED AND SEALED 1965 - Runtime: 2 hrs 39 mins Starring: MUTHURAMAN, K.R.VIJAYA AND OTHERS NAGESH

wiki

Wiki information Server:

Server
Film character, Fictional Character

A server is a running instance of an application capable of accepting requests from the client and giving responses accordingly. Servers can run on any computer including dedicated computers, which individually are also often referred to as "the...

Client–server model

The client–server model of computing is a distributed application structure that partitions tasks or workloads between the providers of a resource or service, called servers, and service requesters, called clients. Often clients and servers...