
Definition funny of Screw:
Euphemism for fuck. Anyway you use it.
Screw you. You're screwed. That's pretty screwy (fucked up). Wanna screw? I can't find a screw... (... seriously. If you're looking for fucking screws, you're never gonna get laid. So you're desperately looking for a fuck. Cause nails work better... or I just desperately wanted this definition to work. I think screwed this definitions ratings)
A nail with threads.
I'm going to use this screw to hang the moose head on. Hand me the hammer.
1. To have sex 2. Similar to the word "fuck", screw can be used to mean to mess someone up or treat them badly 3. To mess something up, turn things for the worse, usually followed by the word "up"
1. Did Jane and Dave really screw last night? 2. They totally screwed me by charging me twice! 3. I really can't screw up this job interview, I need money.
Ship or submarine propeller

Songs about Screw:
Screw the Nether (feat. the Yogscast & Sparkles*) by Inthelittlewood from the Album Screw the Nether (feat. the Yogscast & Sparkles*)
Screw You, We're From Texas by Ray Wylie Hubbard from the Album Growl
You Turn The Screws [Explicit] by Cake from the Album Prolonging the Magic [Explicit]
Bang Screw [Explicit] by Big Moe, DJ Screw, Tyte Eyez, Z-Ro Lil C from the Album Purple Drank [Explicit]
Grew Up A Screw Up (Album Version (Edited)) [feat. Young Jeezy] [Clean] by Ludacris from the Album Release Therapy (Edited Version)
Whoop Em In (feat. DJ Screw) [Explicit] by Platinum Players from the Album Game Is To Be Sold, Not Told [Explicit]
Grew Up A Screw Up (Album Version (Explicit)) [feat. Young Jeezy] [Explicit] by Ludacris from the Album Release Therapy (Explicit Version)

Books about Screw:
Screw Business As Usual by Richard Branson (Dec 8, 2011)
Screw Finding Your Passion: It's Within You, Let's Unlock It by Susanna Halonen (Sep 27, 2014)
Screw You Dolores by Sarah-Kate Lynch (Apr 4, 2014)
Screw the BS: How to Invest in Gold and Silver by Tony Chou (Jul 2, 2014)
Screw Everyone: Sleeping My Way to Monogamy by Ophira Eisenberg (Mar 26, 2013)
Screw the Roses, Send Me the Thorns: The Romance and Sexual Sorcery of Sadomasochism by Philip Miller and Molly... by BookRags (Jan 26, 2011)
Screw the BS: How to Invest In and Trade Crude Oil by Tony Chou (Jul 12, 2014)

Movies about Screw:
The Boaters Guide to Twin Screw Boat Handling 2011 NR CC - Runtime: 46 mins Directed by: James Marsh and Michael Bennett
Screw It, I'll Play Make Believe (Home Use) 2011 NR - Runtime: 38 mins Starring: Rick McCoy, Ramsey Rickabaugh, et al. Directed by: Briana Young
Screw Cupid 2010 NR - Runtime: 1 hr 49 mins Starring: Mircea Monroe, Christopher Boyd, et al. Directed by: Sanjeev Sirpal
Henry James' The Turn of the Screw 2000 Unrated - Runtime: 2 hrs Starring: Jodhi May, Pam Ferris, Colin Firth, et al. Directed by: Ben Bolt (II)
Loose Screws 1985 R - Runtime: 1 hr 32 mins Starring: Bryan Genesse, et al. Directed by: Rafal Zielinski
Oops! 1,001 Sports Bloopers: Football Follies Basketball, Baseball Blunders Soccer Screw-Ups and Funniest Sports... 2011 NR - Runtime: 6 hrs Starring: various Directed by: various
Screw Loose 2000 R - Runtime: 1 hr 25 mins Starring: Silvia Annichiarico, Dario Ballantini, et al.

Wiki information Screw:
A screw, or bolt, is a type of fastener characterized by a helical ridge, known as a male thread or just thread, wrapped around a cylinder. Some screw threads are designed to mate with a complementary thread, known as a female thread, often in the...
A screw thread, often shortened to thread, is a helical structure used to convert between rotational and linear movement or force. A screw thread is a ridge wrapped around a cylinder or cone in the form of a helix, with the former being called a...