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Definition funny of Schort:

urbanThe word schort is a variant of the word schlong only where schlong describes a penis that is fair to large in size, schort describes a small or tiny penis.

urbanLuke: Hey Dave Dave: Hey Luke, what you been up to?. Luke: I've just been to the gym with Kyle. You know he's got a tiny penis. Dave: No but I suspected. Luke: Yeah, when we were coming back from the shower I noticed he was packin' a schort in his shorts. Dave: You did, did you. Luke: Yeah, it's tiny. I took a picture with my phone if you want to see. Dave: I'm good thanks. Why'd you do that. Luke: For my collection. You don't think I go to the gym to work out do you? Dave: ..... Luke: ..... Dave: So..., Kyle's packin' a schort then

books

Books about Schort:

booksThe Schort Reign of Pippin IV by John Steinbeck (1957)

booksThe Auchinleck Chronicle: Ane Schort Memoriale of the Scottis Corniklis for Addicioun : To Which Is Added a Short... by Auchinleck Chronicle (Aug 31, 2012)

booksThe Auchinleck Chronicle: Ane Schort Memoriale of the Scottis Corniklis for Addicioun : To Which Is Added a Short... by Thomas Thomson (Aug 31, 2012)

booksA prospective for King and subjects. Or A schort discovery of some treacheries acted against Charles the I. and... by Wendy Oxford (Dec 13, 2010)

booksHere begynnys a schort [and] breue tabull on thes cronicles ... (1485) by Anon (Jul 13, 2010)

booksCatholic tractates of the sixteenth century, 1573-1600: Tyrie's Refutation, 1573 ; Hay's Demandes, 1580 ; Hamilton's... by Thomas Graves Law, Nicol Burne and Petrus Canisius (Aug 16, 2011)

booksThe Auchinleck Chronicle: Ane Schort Memoriale of the Scottis Corniklis for Addicioun: To Which Is Added a Short... by By (author) Thomas Thomson (2010)

wiki

Wiki information Schort:

Schortens
City/Town/Village, Dated location, Location, Statistical region

Schortens is a town in the district of Friesland in Lower Saxony, Germany.

Sofoklis Schortsanitis
Basketball Center, Olympic athlete, Measured person, Athlete, Person, Basketball Player

Sofoklis Schortsanitis is a Greek-Cameroonian professional basketball player for Maccabi Tel Aviv B.C. of the Israeli Super League. Listed at 2.06 m and 156.5 kg, he was born in Tiko, Cameroon, to a Greek father and a Cameroonian mother. An...