Definition funny of Satsuma:

urbanA delightful little citrus fruit, usually found around Christmas. Very mild taste, but the larger versions of the satsuma are fasty.

urbanMwahaha... I stole all the satsumas from the box! Too bad, I don't want to end up like my friend who ate a whole box... she now thinks she's "allergic" to citrus. Whatever.

urbanWhen a person missing their index finger inserts the remaining three fingers into a woman's klagg/anus and repeatedly pumps away until a yellowy/orange residue is deposited. This move is then finished off by yelling "SATSUMA" into the person's discoloured orifice.

urbanSally's boyfriend got his finger blown off in the war, but it's ok because they can still satsuma

urbanThe process of interupting two (or more) people who are getting off either by throwing things or jumping on top of them. Is both a noun and a verb.

urban"Oh look at Alan and Melissa getting off! They need to be satsumaed!"


Songs about Satsuma:

songsSatsuma Biwa: Dan-no-ura (Excerpt) by Kinshi Tsuruta from the Album The Songs of Japan

songsDesert Wind (The Satsuma Nightmare Remix) by Banco De Gaia from the Album Rewritten Histories Vol.1 1992 - 1995

songsAll The Broken Toys At Christmas - Satsuma (In The by Batteries Not Included from the Album All The Broken Toys at Christmas

songsBlack Satsuma by Koma and Bones from the Album Shutterspeed

songsBravo (Satsuma Remix) by Gülçin from the Album Bravo

songsFigs & Satsuma by Redi Musique from the Album Mixed Fruit

songsGive Me a Satsuma (At Christmas Time) by David Gibb from the Album Give Me a Satsuma (At Christmas Time)


Books about Satsuma:

booksSatsuma Gishiden Volume 2 by Hiroshi Hirata (Jan 16, 2007)

booksSatsuma Gishiden Volume 3 (v. 3) by Hiroshi Hirata (Apr 3, 2007)

booksSatsuma Gishiden Volume 1 (v. 1) by Hiroshi Hirata (Oct 3, 2006)

booksI Thought the Sun Was God: The Spiritual Journey of a Descendant of the Last Satsuma Samurai Clan by Masako Kimura Streling (May 14, 2013)

booksTreasury of Satsuma by Sandra Andacht (Oct 1981)

booksThe Satsuma Rebellion: An Episode of Modern Japanese History (1879) by Augustus Henry Mounsey (Dec 10, 2008)

booksThe Satsuma Rebellion: An Episode of Modern Japanese History ; with Maps by Augustus Henry Mounsey (Jan 12, 2010)