Definition funny of Satellites:

urbanwhen dudes are hovering around or chasing after a chick, like at a bar, trying to get with her but not being successful. Usually these dudes are retarded and the chick isn't interested in them.

urbanyo, that chick is hot, but she's got too many satellites around her.

urbannoun: (on the satellite, to the satellite) 1. either high, drunk, or a combination of both, to the point that you feel like you are on a "sattelite" or another planet completely. 2. fucked up, out of your mind. 3. the state of mind resulting from smoking an excess amount of marijuana, in which your normal brain functioning and reaction times are drastically slower than normal. verb: (satellite'n, satelliting) 1. smoking too much marijuana, in order to reach an extreme state of highness. 2. the act of getting fucked up to the point of slowed brain functioning and reaction time. These results are usually the intention of the person.

urban"Don't call me for a ride...I'm about to be satellite'n." "We about to smoke dis blunt and get on the satellite." "We went to the club last night and ended up on the satellite." "I saw Laurie last night and she was so fucked up....she was on that satellite" "We about to satellite in this bitch. Light it up!" "We sittin' around, smoking a J, and next thing I know, I'm on dat satellite." "Dude, I went to a Flaming Lips concert, but I don't even remember...I was on a satellite."

urbanA method of classroom mischief. Ingredients : Pencil eraser and 4-5 staples. 1. Take the staples and stick them in all sides of the eraser. 2. Throw eraser at ceiling, hope it sticks. 3. ??? 4. PROFIT~

urbanStudent 1: Dude history class was so boring! Student 2: Yeah I know man, I threw like 3 satellites in orbit in there!

urbanA device which does either: 1. Orbits earth as a communications device or provides military intelligence. (Often to people who arent intelligent. Clearly the need for hundreds of them proves it). 2. A celestial body which orbits another. ie: Moon spins around Earth. 3. The unfortunate recipeient of the name "POES" which hails from NASA. NASA should try looking under "P" in an afrikaans dictionary. Im sure the directors wouldnt be impressed by the fact they are (see example:) * This is primarily amusing to South Africans. However if you knew what POES is you'd find it amusing too. I'd like to be an Astronaut!!


Songs about Satellites:

songsCecilia And The Satellite by Andrew McMahon in the Wilderness from the Album Andrew McMahon In The Wilderness

songsSatellites [Explicit] by Kevin Gates from the Album Satellites [Explicit]

songsSatellite by Rise Against from the Album Endgame [+Digital Booklet]

songsSatellite by Guster from the Album Ganging Up On The Sun [Explicit]

songsSatellite by Dave Matthews Band from the Album Under The Table And Dreaming

songsSatellite by Randy Rogers Band from the Album Satellite

songsSleeping Satellite by Tasmin Archer from the Album Great Expectations


Books about Satellites:

booksSatellite Basics For Everyone: An Illustrated Guide to Satellites for Non-Technical and Technical People by C. Robert Welti (Jun 5, 2012)

booksSatellite Communications Systems: Systems, Techniques and Technology by Gerard Maral, Michel Bousquet and Zhili Sun (Feb 1, 2010)

booksSatellite Technology: Principles and Applications by Maini and Varsha Agrawal (Jun 23, 2014)

booksSatellite Communications by Timothy Pratt, Charles W. Bostian and Jeremy E. Allnutt (Oct 25, 2002)

booksSatellites by Jonas Bendiksen (2006)

booksLonely Satellite by Morgan Richter (Oct 8, 2013)

booksSatellite Remote Sensing for Archaeology by Sarah H. Parcak (Apr 16, 2009)


Movies about Satellites:

moviesThe Satellite Men 2014 NR - Runtime: 39 mins Directed by: Tom Sylvester

moviesSatellite of Love 2013 NR CC - Runtime: 1 hr 19 mins Starring: Nathan Phillips, Zachary Knighton, et al. Directed by: Will James Moore

moviesTCM Greatest Classic Films Collection: Sci-Fi Adventures 2010 NR - Runtime: 6 hrs 4 mins Directed by: Gordon Douglas, Eugene Lourie, et al.

moviesTV Satellite File: Clip Assembly, No. 1, 1984 2011 NR - Runtime: 55 mins Directed by: Createspace

moviesRoger Corman's Cult Classics Triple Feature 2011 NR - Runtime: 3 hrs 14 mins Starring: Richard Garland, Pamela Duncan, et al. Directed by: Roger Corman

moviesWorld without End/Satellite in the Sky 2008 NR - Runtime: 2 hrs 45 mins Starring: Various Directed by: Various

moviesWorld Without End / Satellite in the Sky NR -


Wiki information Satellites:

Literature Subject, Type/domain equivalent topic, Telescope platform, Rocket Function

In the context of spaceflight, a satellite is an artificial object which has been intentionally placed into orbit. Such objects are sometimes called artificial satellites to distinguish them from natural satellites such as the Moon. The world's first...

Moons of Jupiter

The planet Jupiter has 67 confirmed moons. This gives it the largest retinue of moons with "reasonably secure" orbits of any planet in the Solar System. The most massive of them, the four Galilean moons, were discovered in 1610 by Galileo Galilei and...