Definition funny of Raccoons:

urbanThe cutest animal on the planet!walkplanitgrade, is about 27-40 inches long, has 40 teeth, has about 5 adorable rings on it's tail, and it's famous "bandit" mask. Has opposable thumbs and can grasp objects, did I mention they are the cutest animals on the planet? They can live anwhere from forested areas, to your own back yard! Their scientific name is "Procyon Lotor"

urbanHey, look at that ultra cute raccoon!

urbanA girl who puts on way too much eye makeup and therefore looks like a racoon. Also she exists only to make worse the lives of all around her by being extremely annoying and sucking at life. Also has the word coon in it, i dont know why tho.

urbanRandee : "Hey guys pay attentions to me! I look like a raccoon!" Delux : "BAD RACCOON! Stop picking in our trash can!"

urbanA person that wears black eyeliner frequently

urbanPerson 1- Omfg shes a raccoon Person 2- STFU

urbanWhen you're having sex with a girl doggy style, you flip her over right as you come, punch her in the eyes real quick, knock over her trashcan and jump out the window.


Songs about Raccoons:

songsRaccoon by Shoe from the Album At Lem Jay's Garage - EP

songsRocky Raccoon by Will Taylor and Strings Attached Featuring Joe Ely from the Album Beatles White Album Live

songsRaccoon's Got a Bushy Tail by Pete Seeger from the Album Birds, Beasts, Bugs and Fishes (Little and Big)

songsRocky Raccoon (Originally Performed By the Beatles) by The Ultimate Beatles Cover Band from the Album Beatles Gold

songsDoin' the Raccoon by Red Rose Ragtime Band from the Album Horse Feathers

songsThe Ballad of Rocket Raccoon by The Super Funnies from the Album The Ballad of Rocket Raccoon

songsRaccoon and Possum by Dan Zanes & Elizabeth Mitchell from the Album Turn Turn Turn


Books about Raccoons:

booksRaccoons! Learn About Raccoons and Enjoy Colorful Pictures - Look and Learn! (50+ Photos of Raccoons) by Becky Wolff (Aug 14, 2012)

booksRaccoons (What's Awake?) by Patricia Whitehouse and Adrian Vigliano (Jul 1, 2009)

booksRaccoons (Welcome to the World of.) by Diane Swanson (Jan 1, 2010)

booksRaccoon Island: The Encroachment of Man by Timothy F. McBride (Sep 17, 2014)

booksRaccoons Are the Brightest People by Sterling North (Jun 1966)

booksA Kissing Hand for Chester Raccoon by Audrey Penn and Barbara Leonard Gibson (Apr 15, 2014)

booksRaccoons (1987)


Movies about Raccoons:

moviesThe Hound That Thought He Was A Raccoon 2012 G CC - Runtime: 48 mins Starring: Narrated: Rex Allen Directed by: Tom McGowan

moviesUsa: Anna And Her Raccoon 2011 NR CC - Runtime: 14 mins Directed by: New Dimension Media

moviesNature: Raccoon Nation 2012 NR - Runtime: 1 hr Starring: Narrated by Nora Young Directed by: Susan K. Fleming

moviesPrincess Raccoon 2007 Unrated - Runtime: 1 hr 51 mins Starring: Zhang Ziyi, Hibari Misora, et al. Directed by: Seijun Suzuki

moviesStanleigh the Raccoon -

moviesPom Poko Studio Ghibli Japanese movie a.k.a. Heisei tanuki gassen pompoko / The Raccoon War PG - Runtime: 1 hr 59 mins Directed by: Isao Takahata

moviesThe Raccoons: Collector's Set 1 2004 G - Runtime: 3 hrs 45 mins


Wiki information Raccoons:

The Raccoons
Children's TV Program, Award-Nominated Work, Award-Winning Work, Netflix Title, TV Program

The Raccoons is a Canadian animated television series which was originally broadcast from 1985 to 1991 with three preceding television specials from its inception in 1980 and one direct to video special in 1984. The franchise was created by Kevin...

Animal, Character Species, Organism Classification

Procyon is a genus of nocturnal mammals, comprising three species commonly known as raccoons, in the family Procyonidae. The most familiar species, the common raccoon, is often known simply as "the" raccoon, as the two other raccoon species in the...