Definition funny of Quert:

urbanThe instance when a female expells gases through her pubis and rectum simultaneously.

urbanThat was an awful sounding quert

urbanThe instance when a female exhales gasses through her pubis and rectum simulataneously. see queef

urbanthat was a nasty sounding quert

urbanA "quert" is a short handled whip with a leather thong at the end. The thong makes a loud smack sound when it is broght down hard on some poor bitches ass cheek. Acually It sounds worse that its bite. It does not have much of a pain factor. It is the sound that makes this whip popular with the BD/SM crowd.

urbanBend over and recive this querting that you so richly deserve.

urbanwhen a smelly, stankass, tuna ass bitch queefs and expells a green discharge from her pubis.


Songs about Quert:

songsAurora (Quert Instrumental Mix) by Emanuele Carocci from the Album Aurora

songsAurora (Quert Vocal Mix) by Emanuele Carocci from the Album Aurora

songsQuert by Nimbaso from the Album House Mix


Books about Quert:

booksAndrea i el quert rei mag


Wiki information Quert:

Film character, Fictional Character

Quert is a fictional character from the 2012 film Snow White and the Huntsman.

Pablo Quert
Artist, Person

Pablo Quert is a Cuban artist specializing in painting, drawing and engraving. He studied at the Escuela Nacional de Bellas Artes “San Alejandro” in Havana and later he continue his art formation at the Instituto Superior de Arte. Quert has had...