Definition funny of Putters:

urbanA putter is what your dick is when it's only half erect (as in, "not the full wood")

urbanI tried to fuck her but couldn't cos I only had a putter...

urbann. A loud middle-aged or elderly man usually found in pubs, betting shops, municipal golf courses, flea markets and bus rallies throughout the UK. The word 'putter' in this sense has origins in 'punter' and of course an old putter will 'putt around' - invariably getting in everone's way in the process.

urbanPutters usually follow a traditional dress: Cap or trilby hat, golf attire, blazers, flasher-macs and unfashionable spectacles. They are very traditional in their views and despite their generally working class origins, they will vote Conservative. Putters love to whistle- loudly. A putter's whistle is often tuneless and full of sentimental vibrato - usually some unmusical version of a wartime number. Putters can be grumpy and very impatient with young people.

urban(n.) and (v.)a rather viscous sample of fecal matter, in close resemblance to butter. Also used to "soften" the meaning of "shit"

urban"the dog left behind a perfectly formed putter in the yard next door" -Adam "She puttered right then and there; man-o-man was she embarassed" -Eve

urbanWhat you call a kitty-cat if you dont know what its name is.


Songs about Putters:

songsGolf Putting Skills: Golfing Putter by Binaural Beat Brainwave Subliminal Systems from the Album Golf Putting Skills: Golfing Putter

songsPutter'n Around by Tony Corbiscello Big Band from the Album Real Time

songsCar Automobile Start Starting Putter Puttering Old Broken Jalopy Drive Driving Sound Effects Sfx FX Transport... by Spectral Sound Effects from the Album Spectral Sound Effects

songsAblution (feat. Chris Dawson - Piano, Putter Smith - Bass & Joe LaBarbera - Drums) by Sean Stackpoole from the Album What's New

songsCorcovado (feat. Chris Dawson - Piano, Putter Smith - Bass & Joe LaBarbera - Drums) by Sean Stackpoole from the Album What's New

songsCutter Putter by Rob Mac from the Album Funky-Ass Breaks

songsDaisy Putter by Sissy Bar from the Album Songs For Peeps


Books about Putters:

booksPutter Perfection: The Groundbreaking Guide to Finding The Right Fit for Your Game by Sean Weir (May 27, 2011)

booksMr. Putter & Tabby Turn the Page by Cynthia Rylant and Arthur Howard (Nov 4, 2014)

booksMr. Putter & Tabby Pour the Tea by Cynthia Rylant and Arthur Howard (Mar 30, 1994)

booksMr. Putter & Tabby Walk the Dog by Cynthia Rylant and Arthur Howard (Mar 30, 1994)

booksMr. Putter & Tabby Drop the Ball by Cynthia Rylant and Arthur Howard (Nov 18, 2014)

booksMr. Putter & Tabby Bake the Cake by Cynthia Rylant and Arthur Howard (Nov 30, 1994)

booksMr. Putter & Tabby Write the Book by Cynthia Rylant and Arthur Howard (Aug 1, 2005)


Movies about Putters:

moviesThe Best in Golf: Golden Bear Putter Instructional Video -

moviesPutter Shed Hometime Special Editio How-to video Guide -

moviesGravity Golf: Great Putters Are Made - Runtime: 40 mins

moviesMomentus Putter -

moviesDyanmic Putter Fitting -

moviesTraining the Young Shot Putter 2007 NR - Runtime: 43 mins

moviesChampionship Productions Becoming A Champion Shot Putter - Beyond The Basics DVD -


Wiki information Putters:

Professional Putters Association

The Professional Putters Association was started in 1959 by Don Clayton, the founder of Putt-Putt Golf, in Fayetteville, North Carolina. Originally begun as the Professional Putt-Putt Golfers Association in 1959, the name was changed in 1960 to the...

City/Town/Village, Dated location, Statistical region, Location

Puttershoek is a town and former municipality in the western Netherlands. It is located on the banks of the Oude Maas, on the island Hoeksche Waard, in the province of South Holland. On January 1, 1984, the municipality of Puttershoek was merged with...


Facebook pages same name Putters:

Darryl Putter Photography - Photographer Wildlife Art by Gareth Putter - Artist Sinterklaas en zijn pietenteam Puttershoek - Entertainer Scott Lincoln Shot Putter - Athlete Putter Pongphop Jamikorn (ปองภพ จามิกรณ์  แฟนคลับ) - Entertainer ~*Oye Putter?.Thallay  Uter!*~ - Entertainer Putter Smith - Teacher Cecilia Putter Art - Artist Putter Pen - Artist Mr. Putter - Coach