Definition funny of Poland:

urbanAn Eastern European country whose inhabitants, contrary to popular opinon, are NOT DUMB. Polish citizens, in fact, have won Nobel Peace Prizes in every category, and Polish scientists, philosophers, explorers, and mathematicians have made numerous beneficial contributions to their respective fields (ultraviolet light; the set theory; semantic language theory). Marie Curie (née Sklodowska), the esteemed chemist, was a Pole. Poland also, naturally, has the most attractive women.

urbanPoland used to possess the most powerful army in Europe.

urban...and remember: during the Second World War Poland was occupied by nazi Germany, and germans, not poles, build concentration camps (like Auschwitz-Birkenau) on polish soil to kill jews and polish in the act of genocide. THOSE WERE GERMAN CONCENTRATION CAMPS, NOT POLISH!

urbanOver 2,000,000 jews and polish were murdered in Auschwitz-Birkenau by germans.

urbanWonderful country in eastern Europe. Good food also. Some of the most intelligent people I know are from poland. Very nice country.

urbanPolish chicks are hot

urbanThe first country to defeat the Soviet Union in war. The country that defeated the Teutonic knights, ending German supremacy for hundreds of years. The occupied nation with the largest Nazi resistance movement in World War II. The first Eastern Bloc country to break free of communism. The second country in the world with a written constitution (after the U.S.), and the first in Europe. Not to mention their rather extremely beautiful women.


Songs about Poland:

songsPoland by Ólafur Arnalds from the Album Another Happy Day (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)

songsRoots Bloody Roots [live in Poland] by Soulfly from the Album Conquer (Special Edition)

songsJumpdafuckup/Bring It [live in Poland] [Explicit] by Soulfly from the Album Conquer (Special Edition)

songsAddress to the Nation on Christmas and the Situation in Poland (December 23, 1981) by Ronald Reagan from the Album Greatest Presidential Speeches : Ronald Wilson Reagan

songsThe soul of Poland is Indestructible by Winston Churchill from the Album Greatest Speeches

songsBlues For Poland (Instrumental) by Woody Herman from the Album Thundering Herd

songsPolish National Anthem - Mazurek Dabrowskiego (Poland) by National Orchestra from the Album National Anthems of the World - The Worlds Greatest National Anthems


Books about Poland:

booksPoland; a Study of the Land, People, and Literature by Georg Morris Cohen Brandes (Jul 9, 2010)

booksPoland: A Novel by James A. Michener and Steve Berry (Mar 18, 2014)

booksPoland: A Novel by James A. Michener (Sep 12, 1984)

booksPoland: A History by Adam Zamoyski (Sep 1, 2012)

booksThe Reconstruction of Nations: Poland, Ukraine, Lithuania, Belarus, 1569–1999 by Timothy Snyder (Jul 11, 2004)

booksPoland 2015 Square 12x12 (Multilingual Edition) by BrownTrout (Jul 15, 2014)

booksPoland and the Eurozone: How Accesion Countries Catch Up and Integrate in the European Union (Studies in Economic... by Jens Hölscher (Oct 22, 2014)


Movies about Poland:

moviesBerlin and Western Poland - Over the Borderline [HD] 2014 TV-G CC - Runtime: 27 mins Starring: Joseph Rosendo Directed by: Joseph Rosendo

moviesPoland 2011 NR CC - Runtime: 30 mins Directed by: New Dimension Media

moviesCities of the World Krakow Poland 2010 NR CC - Runtime: 1 hr Directed by: Unavailable

movies35th Anniversary Tour Live from Poland 2014 NR - Runtime: 2 hrs 30 mins Starring: Toto Directed by: Toto

moviesCrisis in Poland: Newsclip, 1982 2010 NR - Runtime: 48 mins Directed by: CreateSpace

moviesPilgrimages of Europe:KALWARIA ZEBRZYDOWSKA, Poland 2008 NR CC - Runtime: 29 mins Directed by: Unavailable

moviesOur Lady of Czestochowa, Jasna Gora, Poland 2011 NR - Runtime: 30 mins Directed by: Createspace


Wiki information Poland:

Country, Netflix Genre, Fictional Setting, Governmental Jurisdiction, Sports Team Location, Coat of Arms Bearer, Name source, Olympic participating country, Literature Subject, Dated location

Poland, officially the Republic of Poland, is a country in Central Europe bordered by Germany to the west; the Czech Republic and Slovakia to the south; Ukraine and Belarus to the east; and the Baltic Sea, Kaliningrad Oblast and Lithuania to the...

Invasion of Poland
Military Conflict, Film subject, Event, Literature Subject

The Invasion of Poland, also known as the September Campaign or 1939 Defensive War in Poland and the Poland Campaign or Fall Weiß in Germany, was an invasion of Poland by Germany, the Soviet Union, and a small Slovak contingent that marked the...