Numerology information Pittsfield:

numerologyName Number: 3 Meaning: Communication, Interaction, Friendship, Joy, Lightness, Humor, Art, Positivity, Optimism


Definition funny of Pittsfield:

urbanA small "city" in Western Massachusetts that used to be a hopping blue collar place, but the biggest employer starting closing down over the past three decades and now the brainiacs have decided to ride the "art" horse to death to bring tourism, which only results in clogging of the streets with dumbasses from Florida, Jersey, Connecticut, and New York who apparently still need driving lessons or are just THAT MUCH OF AN ASSHOLE to make you late for work EVERY DAY no matter how early you leave your house. And the art is stupid.

urban"I'm sorry I'm late for work... had to drive through Pittsfield to get there and almost ran some freaking New Yorkers off the road in a fit of rage."

urbanPittsfield is a medium sized city in Massachusetts. Pittsfield is known as the city that crashed like an elephant through a glass basement. Pittsfield is THE “anti-mixing pot”. About 80% of its population is white, but about 79% of that number are either insane, stubborn old people who refuse to let go of the once prosperous city, or insane, stubborn young people who insist on making the city progressively worse. Of course, the old-timers have some trouble adjusting living in between one house testing hand guns and the other cranking hip-hop music on full blast and bass. Most policemen don’t take them seriously, though, so their cries of help are usually ignored. Pittsfield does consist of whites, but only the kind of white people you fear having to work with (i.e. Crazy hicks, overzealous white gang members, abusive poverty stricken parents with too many children, etc.). If you’re a high school student, chances are you either attend PHS (Pittsfield High School), or Taconic. If you’re really looking for a good time, though, maybe you can roll on by Miss Hall’s School for girls and see some bored rich girls mooning you on the side of the road trying to suck some measly entertainment out of there isolated lives. North Street is unique in that it’s one of the only places in where you can get weed, a hooker, a bike, power tools, and latex rubber masks all in the same thirty square feet. You can go on and swing down by Palmers variety store. Take a little look towards the back wall. There you’ll see high schoolers and/or middle schoolers getting stoned, laughing there asses off, and eating candy all at once. You’ll sometimes see marijuana stuffed in lockers at school, but of course the principals are too arrogant of their schools to run a dog test. Basically, Pittsfield is a town run by stoned kids, and occasional gang wars.

urban…Dude, and then the b**** was like, class you need sh**, and I’m like f**** that… -Jittery male Pittsfield High student You rotten brats! Get the hell out of my driveway! -Over protective senior citizen of the “good old times” Just take the extra change and leave, please! -Nervous Elm Street shop cashier

urbanThe largest city in Berkshire County, Western Massachusetts. Despite the county’s reputation for seasonal beauty/high-end tourism, Pittsfield is a relative wasteland--the result of GE closing, the largest employer of locals for decades. GE operations left behind PCBs, contaminating land/bodies of water. This has had long-term effects not only to the economy, which has exponentially crumbled, but to the biology of the city’s residents as well. Mutations have increased in incidence, with the downtown populated by mutants, street ghouls, retards, sex offenders etc. There are many Rascal scooter riders who may be missing legs, and ride slowly in traffic--though many can walk. Some of the to-be-demolished buildings of GE still stand, and young people enjoy drinking and breaking into the various condemned/abandoned buildings around the city. The youth culture also has a musical scene of punk rock/hardcore shows, where kids mosh to bands they think are somehow legendary. There are many trashy bars to drink, find cocaine, be attacked by Hells Angels, or get stabbed/shot. In an effort to “revitalize” the streets, hipsters from Brooklyn and elsewhere have recently infiltrated the city under the guise of creating a renaissance--by promoting amateur art, elitist local businesses, and pretending that baseball was invented in Pittsfield. Meanwhile, the original population of mutants continues to live jobless and/or addicted to crack.

urbanA woman who allegedly intended to artificially inseminate her wife with her brother's semen using a turkey baster has been charged with domestic assault and battery in Pittsfield.

urbanPittsfield Illinois. Home of the Pittsfield High School Saukees. Known for the football teams 64 consecutive winning streak. Also Known for its Hunting. Pittsfield Sits in Pike County. A beautiful place to visit... Pittsfield is the home town of actor Ryan Carnes.


Songs about Pittsfield:

songsPittsfield by Sufjan Stevens from the Album The Avalanche: Outtakes and Extras from the Illinois Album

songsAnother Man Done A Full Go Round 2009-01-30 Colonial Theatre, Pittsfield, MA by Jorma Kaukonen from the Album 2009 Blues Summit

songsCome Back Baby 2009-01-30 Colonial Theatre, Pittsfield, MA by Jorma Kaukonen from the Album 2009 Blues Summit

songsDeath Don't Have No Mercy 2009-01-30 Colonial Theatre, Pittsfield, MA by Jorma Kaukonen from the Album 2009 Blues Summit

songsDusty Pittsfield by Gie Few from the Album Agrees & Grins

songsThe Non-Liars vs. Pittsfield, M.A. by Ching Chong Song from the Album We Sing Songs to You About You [Explicit]

songsPittsfield by Dana Kaproff from the Album Gregory Crewdson: Brief Encounters


Books about Pittsfield:

booksPittsfield (MA) (Images of America) by Susan Eisley (Oct 14, 2001)

booksShaker architecture; descriptions with photographs and drawings of Shaker buildings at Mount Lebanon, New York... by William Lawrence Lassiter (1966)

booksPittsfield: Gem City in the Gilded Age by Carole Owens (Jan 28, 2008)

booksPITTSFIELD...Where Legends Begin by Phyllis E. Kerle (Mar 31, 2006)

booksColonel John Brown, of Pittsfield, Massachusetts, the Brave Accuser of Benedict Arnold by Archibald Murray Howe (May 12, 2012)

booksThe History of Pittsfield, (Berkshire Country) Massachusetts...: 1734-1800.-V.2. 1800-1876 by Joseph Edward Adams Smith (Aug 31, 2012)

booksISDT '73: the Olympics of motorcycling;: The official pictorial record of the 48th International Six Days Trial... by Ron Schneiders (1973)


Wiki information Pittsfield:

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Pittsfield is the largest city and the county seat of Berkshire County, Massachusetts, United States. It is the principal city of the Pittsfield, Massachusetts Metropolitan Statistical Area which encompasses all of Berkshire County. Its area code is...

City/Town/Village, Dated location, HUD County Place, Newspaper circulation area, Location, Statistical region, HUD Foreclosure Area, Capital of administrative division

Pittsfield is a city in and the county seat of Pike County, Illinois, United States. The population was 4,576 at the 2010 census, an increase from 4,211 in 2000.