
Definition funny of Pets:
fondling, stroking or caressing gently of one's partner prior to the intercourse
Mmm, all this petting is making me horny.
A nickname for the person in whom you have a strong affinity for.
My pet, how I adore thee.
In BDSM, usually describes a sub who wants to take orders from a master or mistress. A Master/pet relationship generally a more affectionate or loving than with a Master/slave relationship.
My pet loves to be ordered but we both love eachother like a dog and it's master. I order her to suck my cock every night and we cuddle together as we sleep <3 "I love you pet <3" "I love you too Master <3"
Just recently I posted the following note very low on my refrigerator door. "Dear Dogs and Cats: The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest. The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Racing me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run. I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort, however. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other, stretched out to the fullest extent possible I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out on the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm. For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom! If, by some miracle, I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge in an attempt to open the door. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years - canine/feline attendance is not required. The proper order for kissing is: Kiss me first, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough." Finally, in fairness, dear pets, I have posted the following message on the front door: "TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS: (1) They live here. You don't (2) If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. That's why they call it 'fur'-niture. (3) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people. (4) To you, they are animals. To me, they are adopted sons/daughters who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and don't speak clearly. Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because they (1) eat less, (2) don't ask for money all the time, (3) are easier to train, (4) normally come when called, (5) never ask to drive the car, (6) don't hang out with drug-using people; (7) don't smoke or drink, (8) don't want to wear your clothes, (9) don't have to buy the latest fashions, (10) don't need a gazillion dollars for college and (11) if they get pregnant, you can sell their children."

Songs about Pets:
Pet Semetary [Explicit] by DJ Quik from the Album The Midnight Life [Explicit]
Pet Sematary (Remastered Version ) by Ramones from the Album Greatest Hits
Pets ( LP Version) by Porno For Pyros from the Album Porno For Pyros
My Pet Coelacanth [Explicit] by deadmau5 from the Album while(1<2) [Explicit]
Pet Sematary (Single/LP Version ) by Ramones from the Album Brain Drain
Pet by A Perfect Circle from the Album Thirteenth Step
Pet Me Poppa by Guys and Dolls Chorus Vivian Blaine (performer) from the Album Guys and Dolls (1955 Film Score)

Books about Pets:
Teacher's Pet by Avery Phillips (Sep 18, 2014)
Pets by Mychael Black (Jul 28, 2014)
The Pet by Charles L. Grant (Sep 1, 2012)
Pet Loss and Children: Helping Your Child Cope with the Loss of a Pet by Erainna Winnett (Sep 25, 2014)
Pet Sematary by Stephen King (Feb 1, 2001)
Teacher's Pet 2 by Avery Phillips (Oct 7, 2014)
The Pet Detective by Noreen Mayer (Sep 11, 2014)

Movies about Pets:
Wonder Pets Season 1 2006 TV-Y CC -
Wonder Pets Season 3 2009 TV-Y CC -
Wonder Pets Season 2 2008 TV-Y7 CC -
My Bionic Pet [HD] 2014 NR CC - Runtime: 54 mins Directed by: PBS
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 2010 PG-13 CC - Runtime: 1 hr 26 mins Starring: Sean Young, Courteney Cox, Tone Loc, et al. Directed by: Tom Shadyac
Pet Sematary 2012 R - Runtime: 1 hr 43 mins Starring: Dale Midkiff, Fred Gwynne, et al. Directed by: Mary Lambert
You Are My Pet [HD] 2014 NR CC - Runtime: 1 hr 51 mins Starring: Kim Na-neul and Jang Keun-suk Directed by: Kim Byung-Kon

Wiki information Pets:
A pet is an animal kept primarily for a person's company or protection, as opposed to working animals, sport animals, livestock, and laboratory animals, which are kept primarily for performance, agricultural value, or research. The most popular pets...
Wonder Pets! is an American animated children's television series. It debuted March 3, 2006, on the Nick Jr. block of the Nickelodeon cable television network and Noggin on the same day. It won an Emmy Award in 2008 and 2010 for Outstanding...