Definition funny of Pastors:

urbanProtestant religious ministers are often called pastors. A pastor is a man (or a woman) that leads a congregation of believers and has the power to bless and administer the Holy Eucharist, among several other jobs. A pastor is the Protestant equivilent of Roman Catholic priest.

urbanOur pastor studied at Gettysburg Lutheran Seminary. If you need some spiritual or ever mortal advice or help, you should see your pastor.

urbantasty marinated pork meat placed deliciously on a burrito

urbanI'd like one of those tasty burritos al pastor, please. And a margarita.

urbanPass-tor (n) middle english 1) an ignorant sonofabitch with a Bass boat; 2) a letch who gropes the loins and lucious breasts of Sunday school girls; 3) a man of god who doesn't file income tax returns; and 4) all of the above.

urbanThe new pastor porked all the deacon's daughters.

urbanPerson who legally steals desperate people's money, and will strangely go to heaven. Also see thief


Songs about Pastors:

songsPastor's Song by Donna Jackson from the Album Rescue Me

songsIt's All God (feat. Pastor Marvin L. Winans) by Soul Seekers from the Album Soul Seekers II

songsI Am The One (Luke 17:11) (featuring Nikki Potts & Pastor Destry Bell) by Kurt Carr & The Kurt Carr Singers from the Album Just The Beginning

songsEl Pastor by Alex Zurdo from the Album De La a a La Z

songsYou're the One (feat. Pastor AD3) by Thi'sl feat. Pastor AD3 from the Album Chronicles of An X-Hustler

songsEl Pastor by Miguel Aceves Mejia from the Album 15 Huapangos De Oro Con Miguel Aceves Mejia - Versiones Originales

songsOh Jesus (feat. Pastor Darrell Blair) by V. Michael McKay from the Album God Talk: Sounds of a Sanctuary


Books about Pastors:

booksThe Pastor's Kid: Finding Your Own Faith and Identity by Barnabas Piper and John Piper (Jul 1, 2014)

booksThe Pastor And His Secretaries by LaShanda Michelle (May 11, 2014)

booksThe Pastor: A Memoir by Eugene H. Peterson (Sep 18, 2012)

booksPastor Needs a Boo (Pastor's Aid Club) by Michele Andrea Bowen (Jul 8, 2014)

booksThe Pastor's Justification: Applying the Work of Christ in Your Life and Ministry by Jared C. Wilson and Mike Ayers (Jul 31, 2013)

booksA Bride for Pastor Dan (Parkside Community Church Book 1) by Katie Crabapple (Sep 23, 2013)

booksPastor: The Theology and Practice of Ordained Ministry by William H. Willimon (Jan 1, 2002)


Movies about Pastors:

moviesThe Pastor's Wife 2011 TV-14 CC - Runtime: 1 hr 29 mins Directed by: Preacher Road Productions

moviesPastor Shepherd [HD] 2014 TV-PG CC - Runtime: 1 hr 34 mins Starring: Pastor Shepherd and Danny Trejo Directed by: Edwin L. Marshall

moviesPastor Jones: MY Sister Loves You 2013 NR - Runtime: 1 hr 19 mins Starring: Jean Claude Le Marre, et al. Directed by: Jean Claud Le Marre

moviesThrough the Bible With Pastor Chuck Smith C3000 Edition -- MP3 Audio Files on DVD Discs 2009 - Runtime: 50 hrs Starring: Chuck Smith Directed by: The Word For Today

moviesPastor Mike Webb, Series: Tips For Taking the Promised Land, Be Strong and of Good Courage, Episodes 23 & 24 (... 2011 NR - Runtime: 1 hr 13 mins Directed by: Customflix

moviesPastor Mike Webb, Series: Tips For Taking the Promised Land, Be Not Afraid, Only Believe, Episodes 25 & 26 (2011... 2011 NR - Runtime: 1 hr 23 mins Directed by: Customflix

moviesThe Song Pastors Kit 2014 Unrated -


Wiki information Pastors:

Marco Pastors
Politician, TV Actor, Person

Marcus Gerhardus Theodorus Pastors is a Dutch civil servant and former politician. Since February 1, 2012 he has been director of the Nationaal Programma Kwaliteitssprong Zuid, a project of the city of Rotterdam to improve living conditions in the...

Street Pastors

Street Pastors is an interdenominational network of Christian charities operating across the UK and world wide. Street Pastors is an initiative of Ascension Trust. Individual street pastors are Christian adults with a concern for their community, who...