Definition funny of Parachute:

urbanIngesting a powdered substance, usually a crushed up pill, by wrapping it in some toilet paper and swallowing it.

urbanMan, I just parachuted that E pill, it's gunna hit me alot faster.

urbanThe act of ingesting a powdered drug wrapped in toilet paper or another similar kind of thin paper so as to avoid the nasty taste of the substance. Another use for this method is for the drug to suppousedly "hit your system faster" which is not always the case.

urbanI accidentally crushed a bean(MDMA), and i didn't want to snort it or waste it, so i decided to parachute it.

urbanColdplay's first album, simply their best, with good songs like "don't panic", "yellow", and "high speed". Will help sooth the mind

urbanDude 1- Man I need to chill know any good album that will help me? Dude 2- Ya, Coldplay's Parachutes album.

urbanThe male masturbation technique of carefully selecting three of the softest tissues, stacking them on on top of the other, and inserting them over the head of one's penis at climax. The added space between the head and the tissues creates a parachute-like shape, which is crucial so as to catch the cum without sticking. This method was developed by an extremely talented young man, and is very convenient - one can simply wipe, throw away the tissues, making clean-up a non-issue.


Songs about Parachute:

songsParachute by Laura Marano from the Album Austin & Ally: Turn It Up

songsParachute by Ingrid Michaelson from the Album Parachute - Single

songsParachute by Olivia Somerlyn from the Album Parachute

songsParachutes by Pearl Jam from the Album Pearl Jam

songsParachute (Acoustic) by Ingrid Michaelson from the Album Parachute(s) Remixed

songsParachute (Extended) by Otto Knows from the Album Parachute

songsParachute (Radio Edit) by Otto Knows from the Album Parachute


Books about Parachute:

booksWhat Color Is Your Parachute? 2015: A Practical Manual for Job-Hunters and Career-Changers by Richard N. Bolles (Aug 12, 2014)

booksNo Victory in Valhalla: The untold story of Third Battalion 506 Parachute Infantry Regiment from Bastogne to Berchtesgaden... by Ian Gardner (Oct 21, 2014)

booksParachutes and Peppermints (The Freefall Trilogy - Part 1) by Sadie Mills (Dec 6, 2013)

booksParachute Infantry: An American Paratrooper's Memoir of D-Day and the Fall of the Third Reich by David Kenyon Webster and Stephen E. Ambrose (Feb 26, 2008)

booksColdplay - Parachutes by Coldplay (Apr 1, 2003)

booksParachute Rigger Handbook (FAA-H-8083-17) by U. S. Department of Transportation and Federal Aviation Administration (Jun 17, 2013)

booksParachute Games With DVD - 2nd Edition by Todd Strong and Dale LeFevre (Apr 17, 2006)


Movies about Parachute:

moviesParachute Jumper 2013 NR - Runtime: 1 hr 12 mins Starring: Bette Davis, Frank Mchugh, Claire Dodd, Leo Carrillo Douglas Fairbanks Jr. Directed by: Alfred E. Green

moviesTHE PARACHUTE RIGGER, 1968 2011 NR - Runtime: 25 mins Directed by: Createspace

moviesThe Parachute Rigger 2011 NR - Runtime: 25 mins Directed by: Createspace

moviesCSI: Miami - Seasons 1-9 2011 Unrated - Starring: David Caruso, Emily Procter, et al. Directed by: Adam Rodriguez, Allison Liddi-Brown, et al.

moviesParachute Express - Come Sing With Us! 1995 NR - Runtime: 30 mins

moviesThe History Channel Disasters Caught on Tape : 13 Episodes : Over 10 Hours : Tornado ,Helicopter Crash, Hijacked... -

moviesC.S.I. Miami - Seasons 1-6 2008 Unrated - Starring: David Caruso, Emily Procter, et al. Directed by: Anthony Hemingway, Artie Mandelberg, et al.


Wiki information Parachute:


A parachute is a device used to slow the motion of an object through an atmosphere by creating drag, or in the case of ram-air parachutes, aerodynamic lift. Parachutes are usually made out of light, strong cloth, originally silk, now most commonly...

Parachute Regiment
Military Regiment, Military unit, Organization

The Parachute Regiment, colloquially known as the Paras, is the Airborne Infantry of the British Army. One battalion is permanently under the command of the Director Special Forces in the Special Forces Support Group. The other battalions are the...