The coolest animal ever!!! Has really cool looks, eats bamboo, and likes to play with people (even though it's so big it often causes harm to frail human bodies).

-I have to sell my liver so I can go see the Panda in the zoo!!! -I already sold mine!!!

Possibly the greatest animal that God put on this earth. Usually very cute and cuddly, they generally spend their lives eating bamboo and sitting on their haunches. Their population is very low due in part to the fact that they are too lazy to have sex.

And the Lord came unto the Earth and made the Panda to his likeness. And HE spake, saying, "Thou shalt be of a cheery disposition and be loved by all." And the Lord smiled upon the Panda and gave it a branch of bamboo. (Panda 13:22) And the Lord came unto the cheery Panda and spake, saying, "Although thou art a peaceful critter, thou shalt defend yourself furiously when attacked and rippe the limbs from thine enemies and make them wish they had never been born..." (Panda 15:10)

A close friend that you tell everything to. Someone that is warm and friendly and always makes you feel better, hence the name panda.

After a fight with my boyfiend i called my panda to ask what i should do.

A magical black and white creature that can fly because it eats dragons. It is also the #3 cause of death in Jurassic Park.