Definition funny of Oldhams:

urbanMy home town.Town in Lancashire, North-West England. Formerly biggest cotton producing town in the world now infamous for race riots. Home to Oldham Athletic AFC. Local neighbours- (Rochdale)(Tameside)(Bury)(Manchester). Some areas severely poverty stricken others such as High Crompton quite wealthy.(Chavs) roam around the streets and most Oldhamers deny their Oldham heritage preffering to say they're from Manchester. Famous Oldham people-Paul Scholes,Mark Owen. Also (winston Churchill) used to be MP for Oldham.

urban'I like the crime and poverty here so much in Rochdale but we're just not miserable enough. I know lets build Oldham!'

urbanMy hometown in Britain, outside of Manchester. Used to be a cotton town, now it is known for race riots and gang beatings. People fear to walk the streets for fear of violent assault. A history of child abuse in the mills, is now ridden with old people beaten to the ground. Possible Chav capital.

urban"Eyaa, where the Oldham mafia, give us your money or i'll deck your head in" "why are your pants tucked in your socks?" "'cos am gangsta" "I see, I'm guessing you like 50 cent" "How'd ya guess dickhead"

urbanTown about 6 miles north of Manchester. Troubled with gangs and drugs, if you dare to venture out on to Yorkshire Street for a night out you will most probably come home with some kind of facial disfigurement. However locals to the town feel some kind of connection to the place and being a 15 min drive to Manchester makes it not all that bad.

urbanOldhamer 1: You fancy a night out in Oldham tongiht? Oldhamer 2: Where bouts? Oldhamer 1: Cuba Cuba, Walkabouts, Maloneys, Bamboogie Oldhamer 2: Nah dont fancy getting decked in tonight lets just go out in Manchester

urbanWords will have to do....'Grim Up North' could've been written for this collection of stones. Nice on the outskirts but otherwise a sunami of chavness and thus a cultural wastland. It could indeed be the quintessential 'classless society' due to an extraordinary lack of style. Everything that socialism was meant to be! 'God-forsaken' would suggest the Almighty actually had been there once and so deliberately left it, which most authorities seriously doubt. A mix of Yorkshire rejects, Manchester overspill-uber-scum and the North Asian sub-continent. Market day reminding one strongly of the Orc army battle scenes in 'Lord of the Ringroads'.


Books about Oldhams:

booksChristy Oldham's Manual to a Happy & Healthy Dog by Christy R. Oldham (Oct 19, 2014)

booksWill Oldham on Bonnie "Prince" Billy by Will Oldham and Alan Licht (Sep 17, 2012)

booksStrangeways to Oldham (The Belchester Chronicles Book 1) by Andrea Frazer (Mar 20, 2014)

booksCasenote Legal Briefs: Family Law, Keyed to Krause, Elrod, Garrison & Oldham by Casenote Legal Briefs Casenote Legal Briefs (Nov 11, 2004)

booksOldham's Family Law: Uniform Laws Affecting the Family 2012 (Selected Statutes) by J. Oldham (Nov 21, 2011)

booksOldham County (KY): Life at the River's Edge (American Chronicles) by Nancy Stearns Theiss (Feb 12, 2010)

booksOldham Knights (The Vampire Kind Series Book 2) by Paige Ryan (Dec 23, 2012)


Movies about Oldhams:

moviesHippy Gourmet - on Kauai, Hawaii with Guest Chef Todd Oldham! 2008 - Runtime: 30 mins

moviesVideofashion Designer Marathon Volume 1 #4: Todd Oldham -

moviesMATEWAN 1987 Lorimar/Cinecom -

moviesTodd Oldham Handmade Modern Season 1 2005 TV-G - Starring: Todd Oldham


Wiki information Oldhams:

Oldhams, Virginia
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Oldhams is an unincorporated community in Westmoreland County, in the U. S. state of Virginia.

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Oldhamstocks or Aldhamstocks is a civil parish and small village in the east of East Lothian, Scotland, adjacent to the Scottish Borders. It has a population of 193, and overlooks the North Sea. The parish church was consecrated in 1292. The summer...


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