Definition funny of Offline:

urbanCommonly misused to mean online, ie from the internet, when, in fact, they mean the exact opposite.

urbanI bought my new computer offline. I met my boyfriend offline.

urbanWhat you are not right now.

urbanRight now you are, obviously, not offline.

urbanUsed in business to describe communication outside of the normal channel, or defered to a later time. Durind a discussion with a large group of people, an issue may be "taken offline" so that it can be discussed by a smaller group of people at a later time.

urbanDuring a conference call: “This discussion doesn't pertain to everyone here, you and I can take it offline.”

urbanThe act of signing offline immediately upon being sent an instant message by someone you don't want to talk to. This can also be done abruptly in the middle of a convo as if to say "piss off, I'm done".


Songs about Offline:

songsOffline Dexterity by Disclosure from the Album Offline Dexterity

songsOffline (Original Mix) by J Paul Getto, Lizzie Curious Louis La Roche from the Album Offline

songsOffline (Negru Remix) by Carlos Sanchez & Dj Ray from the Album Claves de Ti EP

songsOffline (Tagteam Terror Remix) by J Paul Getto, Lizzie Curious Louis La Roche from the Album Offline

songsOffline P.K. by Pinback from the Album Blue Screen Life

songsOffline (prod. By Pre) [Explicit] by Cool Calm Pete from the Album Offline (prod. By Pre) - Single [Explicit]

songsAmerican Offline by JR. Williams from the Album I'm One Of You


Books about Offline:

booksOffline by Kealan Patrick Burke (Aug 24, 2011)

booksThe Offline Crusher: My $500, 000 Offline Business Blueprint by Matt Lloyd (Nov 8, 2013)

booksOffline: In The Flesh by Kealan Patrick Burke (Aug 20, 2014)

booksNetwork Marketing Selling Secrets: 50 Ways To Get New Customers Online and Offline (network marketing, mlm, direct... by Argena Olivis and Network Marketing (Sep 12, 2014)

booksOn A Budget: Marketing!: The Ultimate Guide To Business Marketing On A Budget! - Make Money Online Or Offline... by Scott Bridges, Social Media, Niches and Affiliate Marketing (Apr 10, 2014)

booksOffline Consulting: Step by Step by Ryan Shaw (May 24, 2013)

books192 Ways to Make Money Fast (Your Ultimate Resource of Online and Offline Money Making Ideas) by Blake Dresden (Dec 27, 2013)


Movies about Offline:

moviesRules For The Wireless: Offline Strategies For An Online World 2007 G - Runtime: 1 min Starring: Lydia Ramsey Directed by: Lydia Ramsey

moviesCreating Websites and Flipping Them To the Offline Market 2010 - Runtime: 1 hr 32 mins Starring: Tim Carter Directed by: Tim Carter

moviesAvatars Offline 2002 - Runtime: 1 hr 15 mins Directed by: Daniel Liatowitsch

moviesLine Character - Line Offline Salaryman COBC-6572 Unrated -

moviesAnimation - Line Offline Salaryman COBC-6685 Unrated -

moviesTake Your Offline Presence Online! 2008 G - Runtime: 1 hr 28 mins Starring: Biray Alsac Directed by: Biray Alsac


Wiki information Offline:

Online and offline
Media genre, Video Game Genre

The terms "online" and "offline" have specific meanings in regard to computer technology and telecommunications. Though common vernacular refers specifically to an Internet connection, the general definition of "online" simply indicates a state of...

Offline reader

An offline reader is computer software that downloads e-mail, newsgroup posts or web pages, making them available when the computer is offline: not connected to the Internet. Offline readers are useful for portable computers and dial-up access.