Definition funny of Muzak:

urbanMuzak is background music played in stores, over phones on hold, etc. The term is also used to refer to various forms of popular music such as rock, pop, and rap, implying (correctly) that they are simplistic, crude, and lacking in artistic merit.

urbanI can't believe you actually enjoy that muzak churned out by greedy corporations with no interest in art.

urbanAn actual company that once produced instrumental music for business use. Now mixes original artist music for almost every major company (and small ones) in the world. The name comes from Music + Kodak, NOT Music + Prozac.

urbanMuzak hasn't produced elevator music in decades - so blame someone else.

urban1. bland pre-recorded background music heard in elevators and other public places 2. any uninteresting music

urbanI hate that muzak in the office.

urbanWord used to describe the shitty music that is raping our airwaves and souls in America. Its produced to entertain the short attention span of soccer moms when they are in elevators and cubicles. Its spelled differently because it has more in common with prozak than it does with music. Its production proccess is also similar to that of prozak. Muzak usally consists of, but is not limited to: annoying, repeatitive rhythms that horrific clapping sound every 5 seconds or so instead of drums computer-enhanced vocals Muzak is generally accepted as proof that the world is doomed.


Songs about Muzak:

songsThe Sound Of Muzak by Porcupine Tree from the Album In Absentia

songsLet It Go (Instrumental Muzak Version) by The O'Neill Brothers Group from the Album Leaving on a Jet Plane: Great Cover Songs on Piano

songsLet It Be (Instrumental Muzak Version) by Robbins Island Music Group from the Album Elevator Music Piano: Instrumental Muzak, Lift Music, Weather Music, Piped Music, Beautiful Music

songsLet It Go (Instrumental Muzak Version) by The O'Neill Brothers Group from the Album Let It Go (Instrumental Muzak Version)

songsSuite From The Trouble With Tribbles - The Muzak Maker / The Scherzo Maker by Various artists from the Album The Best Of Star Trek: 30th Anniversary Special

songsBatuque (Gabriel Muzak Remix) by Dom La Nena from the Album Ela por Eles (Remixes)

songsMuzak and Elevator Music by Elevator Music Radio from the Album Elevator Music - Chillout Lounge Music Collection Elevator Background Music


Books about Muzak:

booksThe Cornelius Quartet: The Final Program, A Cure for Cancer, The English Assassin, The Condition of Muzak (Final... by Michael Moorcock (Jun 19, 2001)

booksThe Cornelius Chronicles: The Final Programme / A Cure for Cancer / The English Assassin / The Condition of Muzak... by Michael Moorcock (Jan 1977)

booksTriple Entendre: Furniture Music, Muzak, Muzak-Plus by Herve Vanel (Nov 15, 2013)

booksMuzak of the Mice by Christopher Cook-Sussan (Aug 21, 2013)

booksGeorge Owen Squier: U.s. Army Major General, Inventor, Aviation Pioneer, Founder of Muzak by Paul W. Clark and Laurence A. Lyons (May 27, 2014)

booksElevator Music: A Surreal History of Muzak, Easy-Listening, and Other Moodsong; Revised and Expanded Edition by Joseph Lanza (Jan 26, 2004)

booksMuzak: An entry from SJP's St. James Encyclopedia of Popular Culture by Nick Humez (2000)


Movies about Muzak:

moviesBlake's Junction 7 -

moviesBlake's Junction 7 2008 PG-13 - Runtime: 36 mins

moviesBlake's Junction 7 -


Wiki information Muzak:

Muzak Holdings
Music Business, Business Operation, Employer, Organization, Brand

Muzak is a subsidiary of Mood Media best known for distribution of background music to retail stores and other companies. Mood Media purchased Muzak Holdings for $345 million in 2011, including $305 million in cash. The company has chosen to...

Record label, Business Operation, Organization