Definition funny of Museum:

urbansomething human beings clearly saw at some point in time but is now extinct

urbanNow museum, now you don't.

urbanA girl that's nice to look at, but impossible to get remotely intimate with.

urbanJohnny: "Oh hi mark. have you seen that Karen girl?" Mark: "Well, did you hit her? Anyways, don't even try. She's a total museum."


Songs about Museum:

songsMuscle Museum by Muse from the Album Showbiz (download)

songsChurchill Museum & Cabinet War Rooms by Waypoint Tours from the Album London Area Tour

songsThe Museum of Broken Relationships by Veruca Salt from the Album The Museum of Broken Relationships

songsMuseum of Oddities by Michael Hedstrom from the Album Midnight Circus

songsSuburban Museum : Complete Ver. by SEGA from the Album NiGHTS into dreams... Perfect Album Vol. 2

songsForeign Italy Museum Crowd Walla 04 Ambience Sound, Sounds, Effect, Effects by Blockbuster Sound Effects from the Album Blockbuster Sound Effects Vol. 1: Essential Ambiences

songsMuseum Song by Jim Dale;Peter Howard from the Album Barnum


Books about Museum:

booksThe Museum by Susan Verde and Peter H. Reynolds (Mar 12, 2013)

booksThe Museum of Extraordinary Things: A Novel by Alice Hoffman (Sep 30, 2014)

booksMuseum Mayhem (Nancy Drew and the Clue Crew) by Carolyn Keene and Peter Francis (Nov 4, 2014)

booksAh-Ha to Zig-Zag: 31 Objects from Cooper Hewitt, Smithsonian Design Museum by Maira Kalman (Oct 21, 2014)

booksThe Museum of Literary Souls (A Short Story) by John Connolly (Dec 4, 2013)

booksThe Museum of Innocence (Vintage International) by Orhan Pamuk (Oct 5, 2010)

booksMuseum of Mistakes: The Fart Party Collection by Julia Wertz (Oct 1, 2014)


Movies about Museum:

moviesNight at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian: World Premiere 2009 NR CC - Runtime: 10 mins Directed by: Shawn Levy

moviesNight at the Museum 2008 PG CC - Runtime: 1 hr 49 mins Starring: Ben Stiller, Dick Van Dyke, et al. Directed by: 20th_century_fox

moviesNight at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 2011 PG CC - Runtime: 1 hr 45 mins Starring: Alain Chabat, Amy Adams, Ben Stiller, et al. Directed by: Shawn Levy

moviesThe Vatican Museums 2003 NR - Runtime: 2 hrs 35 mins Directed by: Unavailable

moviesEgyptmania The Egyptian Museum in Cairo 2009 NR CC - Runtime: 1 hr 22 mins Directed by: De Agostini

moviesThe Treasures of Ancient Hellas Ancient Olympia the Museum 2010 NR CC - Runtime: 1 hr 3 mins Directed by: Paul Pissanos

moviesNight at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian: Making a Scene 2009 NR - Runtime: 10 mins Directed by: Shawn Levy